My mum still thinks I'm drunk.

Dec 27, 2010 21:38

I' on my sister's laptop because mum wun't let me on the computer because she still thnks I'm drunk. I tried out screwdrivers and Dew-drivers. T\I won't do that again for a long time. Evrything is still a little fuzzy, but it's better then not being able to get off the floor. I stil believe that the floor was plotting to kep me there. Fuck you floor.

Everything is btter though. At least the room isn't being loud and all over the plce. And my birthday will be here in exactly eight days. Hooray for me! Gonna celebrate with some Chinese food at the China King Buffet. I don't think I'll edt this in the morning because I wann to see what this'll look like in the mornig.

Also, I ate alot og peppermints this past weeknd. I am hooked again and I gpt a large bag of eppermints. I think I'v eaten over one pound of it. Bought 'Exile' also and plan to listn to it all the time on th bus.

i realized ite's kind of hard geting in my bed and not falling. And straight vokda tastes orrible. Good god, that is nazty. I wanted to wrte a story like tis, but unfortunately, mum won't let me on the cumpoter and I want to.

Edit: Olay, Im doing it. I wrote a story.

Keith was sitting in th chair and was wanted sx. Mick waz uot peddling money. Keith suddenly came dwnstairs and saw Gram Patson in the kitchen. Gram tok out his leg and placed the ash in th cigarette tray. Mick was out', Keth thought and really wanted som sex.

"How are yo Keith?" Gram said to Keith wall.

"Sex." Keith was blunt.

Gram raised his arm.

Keith took off his arm and placd the shirt on the floor. Gram couldn beleive he was serious.

"Wht about Mick?" Gram sad.

Keith was already on the floor, kissing gram. Suddenly Mick cam in the door and saw Gram. Mick was super angry wen he said Gram under Keith. Mick marchedo ovr Keith and pulled Gram off from under Keith. He produced a nfe and stabbed Gram.

Ahhhhhh Gram screamed in agony. He then died.

"What are yu doing with that man? Mick demended.

Keith stared at Gram that was dead and to Mick. "I wanted sex." He was blunt. Mick frowned happly.

'you shouldv'e said so." Mick leaped onto kEITH, Keith ignored the blood and had sex with Mick. tHEY ALL WERE HAPPY.

birthday, pointless bitching, i got drunk

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