Except for the part about me being a potential pedophile intent on corrupting little Hilary Duff.
Check out this useless test:
Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on tit-size
You scored higher than 46% on ass-size
You scored higher than 79% on cuteness
Link:
The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by
chicken_pot_pie on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test Later today there will be a post on friendship etiquette.
I'm off now to stalk Ms. Duff . . .
I'll Lizzy her McGuire.