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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I gave auriocookie a kidney (1000 points). In January zogblog and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I put gum in shatna's hair (-12 points). In October I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (999 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!
Sincerely,
captain_lila