.051 - you chase french whores long enough and this is what happens

[captain_jtkirk]

I think I'm lost.

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[notarrowette]

Do we need to start sticking a GPS tracker in your shoes or something?

[captain_jtkirk]

That would be really smart.

[notarrowette]

I have my moments. Do I want to know how you got yourself lost?

[captain_jtkirk]

There was a pretty girl.

[notarrowette]

Ahhh. A pretty French girl. How lost is lost?

[captain_jtkirk]

There's an alley, I'm buzzed and smell a little like a whore. Only moderately lost.

[notarrowette]

...Maybe you should start by leaving the alley, Captain.

[And yes. She said "Captain" the way someone might say genius and mean moron.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[You guys are so rude :c]

It's Paris. All the streets are alleys.

[notarrowette]

You're an alley.

[...Let's blame that lame comeback on champagne, shall we?]

[captain_jtkirk]

... are you drunk?

[notarrowette]

...No.

Not yet.

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm so mad I'm missing this.

[notarrowette]

You just want to make fun of me, but I'm not the one who got lost.

[captain_jtkirk]

No I want to drink with you and take pictures.

[notarrowette]

...Why do you want to take pictures, this is Paris not Mardi Gras. Louisiana. New Orleans, I mean.

But it would be better if you were here instead of an alley.

[captain_jtkirk]

Ew, I would not take pictures of you like that.

Where are you then?