.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

[captain_jtkirk]

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

Comments

clearly missed this particular memo

[takeyouapart]

Why would a unicorn not...?

[YOU'RE PURE OF HEART AREN'T YOU KIRK :C]

sorry Merlin :C

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm not a virgin?

[takeyouapart]

...

[Well he's already told you he met a unicorn once. sob.]

I didn't think that....um, mattered.

[captain_jtkirk]

[... are you not a virgin Merlin D:]

Really?

[takeyouapart]

[He is such a virgin. NOW HE THINKS YOU KNOW ABOUT IT :C]

Unicorns are pure of heart. They like to be around people who are the same. But I don't think that necessarily means...that.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Merlin, you seriously need a valium sometimes.]

What's their stance on killing people?

[takeyouapart]

I don't know. They aren't exactly talkative.

[captain_jtkirk]

If a unicorn talked, the dream would be ruined.

How do you know if you're pure of heart then?

[takeyouapart]

Well, for one thing, unicorns like you?

...I know that reasoning's a bit...circular.

[Private]

[But since he likes you, he'll tell the whole story.]

Arthur killed a unicorn once, a few years ago. Camelot was cursed and he had to prove the purity of his heart to break the spell. There were...tests.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

What kind of tests?

Private

[takeyouapart]

Things would happen, and he had to prove he could show mercy. That he wouldn't kill without thinking, out of pride - that he was pure of heart, despite what he had done.

He proved himself. He drank what he thought was a deadly poison, to spare my life.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Wow. He sounds like a real good guy.

Private

[takeyouapart]

He is.