.049 - I'm sorry for all of the privates

Oct 04, 2011 21:21

So I was thinking about it today. And I think that if we ever went to a planet of unicorns, that would be really cool.

Even if they won't come anywhere near me.

[Private to Dick]

You owe me being pathetic on your couch.

[Private to Shego]

CES?

[Private to Tosh]

I think we both need a drink.

i just want a unicorn, green people are fun, we're repressing this, why do i have to live on this crap boat, nice things are overrated

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[Private] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:24:10 UTC
That I do. I'm around if you want to come over.

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[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:27:31 UTC
[Is that even a question.

Kirk is there, pounding on the door like five minutes later. This is serious business Dick. What if they all show up.]

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:30:13 UTC
[Then we will deal with it when it happens. And the door is opening and Dick is peering at you with some pretty obvious concern, because srsly you're kind of weirding him out with this pounding and needing to be pathetic.]

Hey. What's wrong?

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[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:32:37 UTC
[I'm always pathetic. Fact.]

"I'm dying. Back home. And McCoy is here to save me from that."

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:33:45 UTC
[... holy shit. :|]

"What?"

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Re: [SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:46:37 UTC
"Spock is here too. Pretty sure that has nothing to do with me but I'm not really sure."

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:48:12 UTC
"I know, I talked with them. Jesus." [He is just running a hand through his hair and taking a step back from the door so you can come in.] "What the hell happened?"

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Re: [SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:50:26 UTC
[Yes. He is so doing that.]

"I don't know. I didn't ask." [He doesn't want to.]

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 03:56:17 UTC
[Dick... doesn't know what to say to that. So he's just heading into the kitchen and coming back with a six pack which he is depositing on the coffee table.]

"Come on, let's go sit down."

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[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 03:57:12 UTC
[Yes, liquor. Just what he needs more of. Jim claims one of the beers and sits himself down.]

"It's happening soon. He said I'm twenty seven back home too."

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 04:01:04 UTC
[He'll make sure you don't choke on your own vomit or anything if you pass out. He sits down next to him and grabs one of the beers so he has something to hold, but doesn't actually start drinking it.]

"Yeah, but, he's here. And you know it's going to happen, so... I don't know, I'd say things could be worse but that feels kind of inappropriate."

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[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 04:13:42 UTC
"It could be worse. Enterprise could have exploded and everyone could be dead."

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 04:19:04 UTC
"Exactly." [He would smile but. :|] "Even if it happened, there's a shot something could change. Tim's deal was for Bruce, but then Steph showed up after going home and told us he was alive. So."

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[SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 04:25:59 UTC
"Didn't Tim actually manage to graduate Sylar though?"

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[SPAM] batmanschmatman October 5 2011, 04:28:11 UTC
"Yeah, but Bruce was back when Tim went home right after Steph came back. He was alive without Tim finishing the deal. This was a couple months ago. So, maybe you'll be okay even without him finishing the deal."

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Re: [SPAM] captain_jtkirk October 5 2011, 04:35:58 UTC
"Or the Admiral knew the deal would be finished and the timeline adjusted itself back home to fit that situation."

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