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[captain_jtkirk]

I'd say we have a new batch of tourists by the sound of things. [Yeah he's been reading your stuff. He will creep on you allllll]

Well, welcome to OS19 then. What brings you here? Where do you hail from? [Tell him things so he can judge how much you're worth.]

[ooc; He goes by Tiberius when dealing in selling people. You probably wouldn't know

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[batmanschmatman]

[Concerned. Eyebrow. Raise. SO THAT'S WHERE YOU RAN OFF TO.

Also lying because SOMEHOW he doubts Earth is near by. :|]

You know, just passing through. And Tamaran. What about you?

[captain_jtkirk]

[I SELL PEOPLE NOW DICK ISN'T THAT COOL] One of the colonies. War came down, and I took off.

I haven't heard of Tamaran.

[batmanschmatman]

[NO, NO IT ISN'T. ALSO, IT'S QUASI IRONIC THAT I'M USING TAMARAN AS MY PLANET OF ORIGIN AND YOU'RE A SLAVER SOB.]

It's kind of a backwater.

[captain_jtkirk]

[Where's an Orion :|]

Aren't they all?

[batmanschmatman]

[idk are Shego and Elphaba still green?]

I guess so.

[captain_jtkirk]

[idk probably, I want them :c]

What's your name, Tamaranian?

[batmanschmatman]

Dick Grayson. You?

[captain_jtkirk]

James Kirk.

[batmanschmatman]

Nice to meet you. Got any recommendations on what to look out for, around here?

[captain_jtkirk]

Don't buy anything from someone who won't haggle. It's all crap anyway, and way overpriced.

[batmanschmatman]

I've been traveling long enough to know that's true most places.

[captain_jtkirk]

Then you'll be fine. [He might want to steal you. He can't tell yet.] What're your hobbies?

[batmanschmatman]

[Bring it, bro.] What makes you ask?

[captain_jtkirk]

Just trying to get to know our guests.

lol dem keywords :|

[batmanschmatman]

What do you do here, Mr. Kirk?

it's true though :C

[captain_jtkirk]

I'm a merchant.