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.035 - it's strange facts time with Cap'n Kirk

May 13, 2011 16:47

Did you know, that a group of unicorns is called a blessing? And that a group of ravens is called a murder?

idle hands are the devil's playground, it's a hard knock life, riddle me this, making.... friends?

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Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 22:54:07 UTC

Did you dream that first one? Who invents a plural noun for a mythical creature?

Private captain_jtkirk May 13 2011, 22:55:57 UTC

I found it in a book.

You don't know unicorns aren't real.

Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 22:59:06 UTC

Yes, okay, I'm sure that somebody here has an incredibly lame world that is full of unicorns.

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Why were you reading about unicorns?

Private captain_jtkirk May 13 2011, 23:01:45 UTC

So I can prepare for discovering the Land of Unicorns.

Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 23:04:44 UTC

The one piece of trivia I know about unicorns is that they're into purity, which disqualifies you pretty much instantly, cap'n.

Private captain_jtkirk May 13 2011, 23:12:10 UTC

I'm sure there's at least one virgin on the Enterprise.

Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 23:20:59 UTC

Well, I don't get why anyone would sleep with the Russian jailbait but...different strokes, I guess.

So anyway, I should probably tell you I broke a guy's legs last week.

Private captain_jtkirk May 13 2011, 23:35:48 UTC

[He can't even comment about Chekov]

... why?

Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 23:42:59 UTC

He called me doll-face and I told him what'd happen if he did it again, so really it was his fault. It was during the flood.

Private captain_jtkirk May 13 2011, 23:48:42 UTC

You broke someone's father's legs? [He's just.. not even surprised.] You could've just ignored him.

Private gotgreenmagic May 13 2011, 23:58:58 UTC

Steph's. And breaking his legs was way more fun than that would've been.

Private captain_jtkirk May 14 2011, 00:01:38 UTC

I bet you think wearing make up is fun too.

Re: Private gotgreenmagic May 14 2011, 00:07:05 UTC

As a matter of fact I do.

Look, he was an abusive waste of skin if Steph's behaviour as a little kid was anything to go by, and he was using his visitation weekend to dig dirt on her. I didn't feel like giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Private captain_jtkirk May 14 2011, 00:12:12 UTC

Great, my stepfather wasn't much better. I still didn't break his legs. So I'm taking all of your girl crap. Because you told me instead of someone else, you can keep the hairdryer.

Private gotgreenmagic May 14 2011, 00:17:52 UTC

Whatever.

I told Steph first. She asked, it seemed polite.

Private captain_jtkirk May 14 2011, 00:22:43 UTC

You don't get to break people's legs unless you do it in self defense.

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