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.023 - lol stupid things

Jan 18, 2011 19:14

[Infirmary Filter]

Can I have a moment of your time?

[Added later. Video:]

So.

Who wants to sign my cast?

[He's showing it off. Look how cool he is.]

[ooc: So Kirk went rock climbing with Shego. Fell. And landed on his arm. It's just fractured but yeah. This is why he can't have nice things.]

recklessness is bitching cool, bones is the worst doctor ever, nice things are overrated, dumb idea

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[Infirmary.] thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 02:57:22 UTC

Of course. What do you need?

[Infirmary.] captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 03:02:36 UTC

It's possible I injured myself.

[Infirmary.] thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 03:14:45 UTC

How'd you possibly do that?

[Infirmary.] captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 03:17:22 UTC

I fell... off a mountain in the CES. And cushioned it with my arm.

[Infirmary.] thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 03:22:17 UTC

Oh Jim. How bad is it?

Come on into the infirmary and I'll check it out.

[Infirmary.] - into spam? captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 03:24:18 UTC

It's fine. I've had worse. [Kirks have high pain tolerances. But he's on his way because this really does hurt. Which he will never admit. For pride and all.]

[Infirmary.] - into spam! thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 03:40:29 UTC

[Martha was keeping an eye out for him, and she had an inkling that if it hurt him bad enough to ask for assistance, then it probably was broken. Hopefully the break wouldn't be too bad.]

Spam! captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 03:43:56 UTC

[Kirk had broken enough bones in his life to recognize when an injury was bad and to get help for it. Usually he hated going to anyone but his CMO for his ails but given his recent mood, he was actually really glad that it was Martha. She didn't seem the type to stab him with a hypo and call him an idiot.]

"Hey Martha?" [Jim was holding his arm close to his body as he walked into the infirmary, as moving it stung like a bitch.]

Spam! thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 03:52:29 UTC

[Martha quickly looked up when he called her by her name, and there was a professional smile on her face. Martha liked Jim, and he reminded her of how much she too missed Leo. Maybe considering Spock had come back he would come back too. She surveyed his arm quickly, and then gestured to the exam room as she pulled out the scanner.]

"How far did you fall, Jim?"

Spam! captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 03:57:32 UTC

"I kinda... tumbled more than fell. After the first ten feet." [Kirk explained with a small wince as he went to take a seat.] "The rock moved when I grabbed it. It was all bad."

Spam! thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 04:08:02 UTC

[Martha looked alarmed for a moment, and she frowned quickly when she started to trace the scanner over him. Thankfully it showed nothing but bruises and contusions until she got to his arm.]

Well, you've broken your radius in two places, Jim. You're going to need to be in a cast for a while, or take one of Snape's potions.

Spam! captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 04:12:31 UTC

"No offense to Snape but I don't trust any drug or potion or whatever." [Because of the allergies. His allergies are awful.] "So cast me up. I'll look so dashing."

Spam! thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 04:19:42 UTC

[Martha gave him a bit o a look when he said that he didn't trust any drug or potion or whatever, and then she took a step back and towards the medicine cabinets.]

I'm going to need to set the bone first. Do you want some painkillers?

Spam! captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 04:28:26 UTC

"If you're offering." [Which is Kirk speak for yes, woman. Please.]

Spam! thegooddrjones January 19 2011, 04:30:30 UTC

[Thankfully Martha speaks Kirk strong man speech, and she quickly fills up a hypo of the stuff that he's not allergic too, and then warns him before she injects him.]

Ready?

Spam! captain_jtkirk January 19 2011, 04:40:00 UTC

"For a lovely doctor to touch me? Ready as I'll ever be."

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