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[captain_jtkirk]

[Filtered to Wardens who have an Inmate with a superpower]

Has your Inmate's ability, superpower, genetic gift, whatever you want to call it, been acting strange lately?

[Private to Shego]

What is going on with your ability?

[Private to Uhura]

I'm sorry

He really is a hobgoblin

My head hurts.

Comments

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Nothing.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

So explain why someone else has it...?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

How the heck should I know? It's not like my powers just...rub off on other people, if that was how it worked then you and Rayne would have them too.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

So you slept with him too? Gross.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

That is not what I meant, you know that is not what I meant, and....ew. He's like old enough to be my grandpa's grandpa's creepy uncle.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

At least you have some taste.

Did you even ask him how he got it?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

If we're going by my actual Barge record, apparently I still haven't.

And no, I didn't. I doubt he knows and I don't really care.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

So you don't care that some guy has your ability and could hurt himself or others with it?

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Not really, no. He seems to be managing okay, and besides, Howie had my entire body for a few days and the Barge remained pretty much intact besides my door getting melted.

Re: Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Your door is doomed to never be intact.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, I guess there's gonna be a continuing trend of my door being semi-existent and jerks coming to kill me in the night.

Private

[captain_jtkirk]

Bite your tongue.

Private

[gotgreenmagic]

Yeah, I guess you'll just come limping in to save me again.