[ Log Entry 001 | Audio] In Which There Is Much Confusion

[captain_jtk]

[The communicator clicks on and a man's voice comes through, loud, clear, and confident.]

Kirk to Enterprise, Kirk to Enterprise... come in, Enterprise!

...

Damn.

[Shuffleshuffle. There's the osund of someone flipping open something. His voice is a bit more distant now, like he's speaking into something else.]

Captain's log, Stardate: unknown. Location

Comments

[bibliofantasy]

...who in the world would name their child Spock?

[captain_jtk]

A Vulcan, obviously.

what are vulcan

[bibliofantasy]

...so, a drug addict, correct?

Re: what are vulcan

[captain_jtk]

What? No... Vulcans aren't drug addicts. They're a race. A... species. A member of the Federation.

lol kirk ilhim

[bibliofantasy]

Are you sure? Because, once, I heard a man who was high as a kite make a noise that sounded just like "Vulcan." He may have been farting.