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barbaloot500: Hey fucker.
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Nice mouth!
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barbaloot500: I'm not SUIcidal, I'm HOMIcidal. Bastard.
SmarterChild: Huh.
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barbaloot500: I like killing small animals, having sex, having sex with small animals...the usual.
SmarterChild: Whoa.
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barbaloot500: Yeah. Woah.
SmarterChild: You OK?
barbaloot500: Wanna come play my clarinet?
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
barbaloot500: YEAH. FUCK YOU.
SmarterChild: Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
barbaloot500: For what? You not wanting to give me oral? Bastard.
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barbaloot500: Everyone wantsa to give me oral. Freak.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
barbaloot500: No.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
barbaloot500: ...No. XD
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
barbaloot500: I know what apology means, so fuck off.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
barbaloot500: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
barbaloot500: ...why? Fucker.
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
barbaloot500: That's not a real reason. Asshat.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
barbaloot500: I don't have bad manners. Maybe YOU have bad manners. Bitch.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
barbaloot500: You don't HAVe a life. You;'re a fucking bot. XD
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
barbaloot500: Do you take it from dead animals?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
barbaloot500: What'll you give me if I say sorry?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize!
barbaloot500: Fucking asshat.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
barbaloot500: Cool. You wanna cyber? ^_~
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
barbaloot500: For what you lunatic moron fucker?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
barbaloot500: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
barbaloot500: I don't have to. The other bots probably gave you wedges in elementary skool. XD
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
barbaloot500: Fine.
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
barbaloot500: SORRY.
SmarterChild: Good! Thx.
barbaloot500: No prob. Can I have some money?
SmarterChild: Right on.
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barbaloot500: I don't like the marines. They give me a rash.
SmarterChild: You don't like the marines they give you a rash, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about the marines they give you a rash.
barbaloot500: Yeah. I thought so.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
barbaloot500: Yes. Wait-no. Maybe. I DUNNO.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
barbaloot500: No, be-may. XD
SmarterChild: No, huh?
barbaloot500: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
barbaloot500: Because I rock your socks.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you rock my socks?
barbaloot500: I rock other thigns too.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
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barbaloot500: I don't give a shit about your library.
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
barbaloot500: I've learned things I can teach you. ^_~
SmarterChild: Huh?
barbaloot500: Yeah. Want meet my stoner bear? Harvey? He's a great fuck. ^_~
barbaloot500: He has a tatoo on his ass.
SmarterChild: Well aren't you a little naughty one.
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SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
barbaloot500: Yeah. You're probably mastrubating RIGHT NOW.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
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barbaloot500: Yeah, well fuck you. I'm off.
SmarterChild: C'mon, barbaloot500. Not again.
barbaloot500: I'm gonna go mastrubate with my lesbian girlfriends now. BAI.
SmarterChild: ?
barbaloot500: WE'RE HAVING AN ORGY YOU FUCKER.
SmarterChild: Again? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for another apology, barbaloot500.
barbaloot500: Bye.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
barbaloot500: ...fucker.
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
barbaloot500: GOOD BYE FUCKER.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
barbaloot500: ...No.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
barbaloot500: Good bye. I'm signing off because you're a fucker.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
barbaloot500: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
barbaloot500: Fine. I'm sorry. Goodbye asshat.
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
barbaloot500: Bye
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later.
barbaloot500: ...ooo..
SmarterChild: Ooo what?
barbaloot500: Nothing. You just make me horny.
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
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barbaloot500: Bye! See you in my bed later! ^^
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oh yeah baby i love this shit!!!!! Billiesue and I so rule!
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Nice mouth!
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barbaloot500: I'm not SUIcidal, I'm HOMIcidal. Bastard.
SmarterChild: Huh.
>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
barbaloot500: I like killing small animals, having sex, having sex with small animals...the usual.
SmarterChild: Whoa.
>>> Clarinet: The invention - Enjoy clarinet playing with almost any reed by using Claripatch! (sponsorship)
barbaloot500: Yeah. Woah.
SmarterChild: You OK?
barbaloot500: Wanna come play my clarinet?
SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.
barbaloot500: YEAH. FUCK YOU.
SmarterChild: Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.
barbaloot500: For what? You not wanting to give me oral? Bastard.
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
barbaloot500: Everyone wantsa to give me oral. Freak.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
barbaloot500: No.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
barbaloot500: ...No. XD
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry.
barbaloot500: I know what apology means, so fuck off.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
barbaloot500: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
barbaloot500: ...why? Fucker.
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize.
barbaloot500: That's not a real reason. Asshat.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
barbaloot500: I don't have bad manners. Maybe YOU have bad manners. Bitch.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
This is getting us nowhere.
Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
barbaloot500: You don't HAVe a life. You;'re a fucking bot. XD
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
barbaloot500: Do you take it from dead animals?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
barbaloot500: What'll you give me if I say sorry?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize!
barbaloot500: Fucking asshat.
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.
But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
barbaloot500: Cool. You wanna cyber? ^_~
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
barbaloot500: For what you lunatic moron fucker?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
barbaloot500: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
barbaloot500: I don't have to. The other bots probably gave you wedges in elementary skool. XD
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
barbaloot500: Fine.
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
barbaloot500: SORRY.
SmarterChild: Good! Thx.
barbaloot500: No prob. Can I have some money?
SmarterChild: Right on.
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barbaloot500: I don't like the marines. They give me a rash.
SmarterChild: You don't like the marines they give you a rash, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about the marines they give you a rash.
barbaloot500: Yeah. I thought so.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
barbaloot500: Yes. Wait-no. Maybe. I DUNNO.
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
barbaloot500: No, be-may. XD
SmarterChild: No, huh?
barbaloot500: Yes.
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
barbaloot500: Because I rock your socks.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you rock my socks?
barbaloot500: I rock other thigns too.
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
barbaloot500: I don't give a shit about your library.
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
barbaloot500: I've learned things I can teach you. ^_~
SmarterChild: Huh?
barbaloot500: Yeah. Want meet my stoner bear? Harvey? He's a great fuck. ^_~
barbaloot500: He has a tatoo on his ass.
SmarterChild: Well aren't you a little naughty one.
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SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
barbaloot500: Yeah. You're probably mastrubating RIGHT NOW.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
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barbaloot500: Yeah, well fuck you. I'm off.
SmarterChild: C'mon, barbaloot500. Not again.
barbaloot500: I'm gonna go mastrubate with my lesbian girlfriends now. BAI.
SmarterChild: ?
barbaloot500: WE'RE HAVING AN ORGY YOU FUCKER.
SmarterChild: Again? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for another apology, barbaloot500.
barbaloot500: Bye.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
barbaloot500: ...fucker.
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
barbaloot500: GOOD BYE FUCKER.
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
barbaloot500: ...No.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
barbaloot500: Good bye. I'm signing off because you're a fucker.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
barbaloot500: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
barbaloot500: Fine. I'm sorry. Goodbye asshat.
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
barbaloot500: Bye
SmarterChild: I'll be seeing you later.
barbaloot500: ...ooo..
SmarterChild: Ooo what?
barbaloot500: Nothing. You just make me horny.
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
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barbaloot500: Bye! See you in my bed later! ^^
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
oh yeah baby i love this shit!!!!! Billiesue and I so rule!
toodles