05.

[captain_grumpy]

We're almost through with this round of deliveries. Thanks to faulty systems we lost our first client's cargo and gained an interesting new smell, a cat, and a new understanding that nothing works on the Creeping Limit. I appreciate the crew pulling through, but Matsumoto, did you have to pick up another pet?

I'm tempted to schedule some time in

Comments

[prettycock]

What do you mean you're not starving yourself? You eat approximately 1/2 the portion Momo eats, 1/6th the portion Ran and I eat, and 1/8th the portion Yachi eats (though that is mostly candy)!

If you die from malnutrition, no one's going to care.

Not. Even. Momo.

[stowawaymomo]

I eat twice as much food as the captain? 0_0

[prettycock]

I'm trying to stress how much he doesn't eat.

[stowawaymomo]

Yumi! That isn't healthy! He is a guy! He should like... four times as much as I do!!

[prettycock]

EXACTLY. That's why you must make him eat. You're the only one who can take on this mission.

HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

[stowawaymomo]

Yumi... all I can cook are sandwiches... and you really don't cook those.

[prettycock]

Well, he sure seems like he prefers your sandwiches over my cooking. Anyway, from now on, you must make sure that he eats enough.

[stowawaymomo]

That makes him sound like my pet or something...

[prettycock]

Interesting. You and Hitsu are comparable to Ran and Haineko, I suppose. You should try petting him sometime. He might like it.

I'd be interested to see if he purrs.

[stowawaymomo]

p...p...

YUMI! 0_0

I can't pet him! He doesn't have fur and I am sure he would like... BITE or something!

[prettycock]

There are places where there probably is "fur". He'll like it if you pet there. And, I'm sure you'll both enjoy the biting part too. You know that pets like to bite when they're being playful, right?

[stowawaymomo]

...

...

...

Yumichika... there are... just no words. None.

I can't believe you just said that! On his journal. Oh. My. God.

I am going to my engine room now.

[prettycock]

What's wrong with a little petting? I mean -

Wait.

Oh. Oh. OH.

MOMO YOU SLY THING, YOU.

[stowawaymomo]

I am sure I don't even know what your talking about now, Yumi.

[prettycock]

DID YOU SEE THAT, HITSUGAYA? DID YOU SEE THAT?

YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE TO SOME RANDOM PERSON. YOU LOSE.

FAIL.

[stowawaymomo]

YUMICHIKA AYASEGAWA!

Stop that this instant!