Look at what I found. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Check eet out, ma babies! I’ve found the best survey ever!
I’ve got to stop doing that Conan thing though…
MR CLEAN’S MUSICAL ‘THIS OR THAT?’ QUIZ
Atreyu or Avenged Sevenfold > Well, seeing as A7X’s singer is an arrogant, delusional, idiotic prick, I’ll have to go with Atreyu I guess.
AFI or Alkaline Trio > Haha. It will forever be Alkaline Trio. I still like AFI though.
Coldplay or Radiohead > Radiohead.
Bloc Party or Franz Ferdinand > Neither. But seeing as I have to pick, it’s Franz Ferdinand.
The Distillers or The Donnas > Distillers. But they are pretty much shit now if they’re going to continue to sound like they did on Coral Fang. What a terrible album. The badass dirty punk of Sing Sing Death House has to return! Hear that, Brody???
The Get Up Kids or Jimmy Eat World > Jimmy hands down. Still love The Get Up Kids though. They will be sorely missed.
NOFX or No Use For A Name > NOFX. Love NUFAN too though.
Poison The Well or Norma Jean > Poison The Well.
Killswitch Engage or Lamb Of God > Killswitch.
Bright Eyes or Desaparecidos > Love both, but it’s definitely Bright Eyes.
Cursive or The Good Life > Cursive.
Green Day or Blink 182 > Green Day.
Nightwish or Lacuna Coil > Haha Nightwish fo’ sure. Lacuna Coil are fucking awful.
Korn or Limp Bizkit > Jesus Christ, neither. But again, I have to pick! So Korn, just for this: “Are you RRREADDYYYYYYYYY??????”
Finch or Story Of The Year > Finch! Man, Story Of The Year are atrocious.
The White Stripes or Death From Above 1979 > Death From Above fucking rule, so them obviously.
Deftones or Team Sleep > Deftones.
Slipknot or System Of A Down > System.
Mad Caddies or Less Than Jake > Caddies!
Sublime or Capdown > Ohhhhhhh, good one. Uh… Sublime edge it I think.
Funeral For A Friend or Bullet For My Valentine > Bullet For My Valentine should fucking die on their blatantly conformist, bandwagon whoring asses, so Funeral For A Friend indeed win this one.
Anti Flag or Rancid > Rancid. Anti Flag are just basically Rancid but without the integrity, talent and decent songs.
Dragonforce or Rhapsody > Dragonforce without question! “PROUD AND SO GLORIOUS, STANDING THE FOUR OF US, OUR SOULS WILL SHINE BRIGHT IN THE SKY! UNITED WE COME, TO THE LAND OF THE SUN, WITH THE HEART OF A DRAGON WE RISE!!!” God, I fucking love Dragonforce! Every now and again you need orgasmic, super fast and cheesy power metal in your life.
Trivium or Mastodon > Trivium.
Converge or Every Time I Die > Converge. They are peerless.
HIM or CKY > Fuck off.
Velvet Revolver or Guns And Roses > Guns. Anyone who says Velvet Revolver is an idiot.
Taking Back Sunday or Thursday > Tell All Your Friends is without question one of my favourite albums ever and is indeed pretty much flawless. But the second album is complete shit and nigh-on unlistenable apart from maybe two songs. So Thursday win this one. Unless John Nolan returns, I don’t see anything good coming from Taking Back Sunday ever again. A shame.
Brand New or Saves The Day > Brand New
My Chemical Romance or The Early November > Why those two??? But yes, My Chemical Romance.
Mineral or Sunny Day Real Estate > Oh God, Mineral without question. It’ll always be Mineral.
Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys > C’mon, definitely the Murphys! Molly are still great though.
Eighteen Visions or The Bled > The mother fucking Bled. Don’t ever soil their name by putting them in a question with those fags ever again. If Eighteen Visions spent less time meticulously crafting their hair and perfecting their eyeliner and spent more time making decent music maybe I wouldn’t detest them so much. Aural garbage.
The Arcade Fire or Kasabian > That’s like comparing gold to a turd. The Arcade Fire hands down.
Rise Against or Propoghandi > Gotta be Rise Against.
Nirvana or Foo Fighters > Dave Grohl’s quartet easily. Nirvana were the most overrated band in the history of modern music.
Well, I quite enjoyed that! But, if there’s anyone out there who is pissed that I dissed their band: I don’t care.
My opinion, and I’m not going to change it for anyone else. Ever.
Ciao! x
I’ve got to stop doing that Conan thing though…
MR CLEAN’S MUSICAL ‘THIS OR THAT?’ QUIZ
Atreyu or Avenged Sevenfold > Well, seeing as A7X’s singer is an arrogant, delusional, idiotic prick, I’ll have to go with Atreyu I guess.
AFI or Alkaline Trio > Haha. It will forever be Alkaline Trio. I still like AFI though.
Coldplay or Radiohead > Radiohead.
Bloc Party or Franz Ferdinand > Neither. But seeing as I have to pick, it’s Franz Ferdinand.
The Distillers or The Donnas > Distillers. But they are pretty much shit now if they’re going to continue to sound like they did on Coral Fang. What a terrible album. The badass dirty punk of Sing Sing Death House has to return! Hear that, Brody???
The Get Up Kids or Jimmy Eat World > Jimmy hands down. Still love The Get Up Kids though. They will be sorely missed.
NOFX or No Use For A Name > NOFX. Love NUFAN too though.
Poison The Well or Norma Jean > Poison The Well.
Killswitch Engage or Lamb Of God > Killswitch.
Bright Eyes or Desaparecidos > Love both, but it’s definitely Bright Eyes.
Cursive or The Good Life > Cursive.
Green Day or Blink 182 > Green Day.
Nightwish or Lacuna Coil > Haha Nightwish fo’ sure. Lacuna Coil are fucking awful.
Korn or Limp Bizkit > Jesus Christ, neither. But again, I have to pick! So Korn, just for this: “Are you RRREADDYYYYYYYYY??????”
Finch or Story Of The Year > Finch! Man, Story Of The Year are atrocious.
The White Stripes or Death From Above 1979 > Death From Above fucking rule, so them obviously.
Deftones or Team Sleep > Deftones.
Slipknot or System Of A Down > System.
Mad Caddies or Less Than Jake > Caddies!
Sublime or Capdown > Ohhhhhhh, good one. Uh… Sublime edge it I think.
Funeral For A Friend or Bullet For My Valentine > Bullet For My Valentine should fucking die on their blatantly conformist, bandwagon whoring asses, so Funeral For A Friend indeed win this one.
Anti Flag or Rancid > Rancid. Anti Flag are just basically Rancid but without the integrity, talent and decent songs.
Dragonforce or Rhapsody > Dragonforce without question! “PROUD AND SO GLORIOUS, STANDING THE FOUR OF US, OUR SOULS WILL SHINE BRIGHT IN THE SKY! UNITED WE COME, TO THE LAND OF THE SUN, WITH THE HEART OF A DRAGON WE RISE!!!” God, I fucking love Dragonforce! Every now and again you need orgasmic, super fast and cheesy power metal in your life.
Trivium or Mastodon > Trivium.
Converge or Every Time I Die > Converge. They are peerless.
HIM or CKY > Fuck off.
Velvet Revolver or Guns And Roses > Guns. Anyone who says Velvet Revolver is an idiot.
Taking Back Sunday or Thursday > Tell All Your Friends is without question one of my favourite albums ever and is indeed pretty much flawless. But the second album is complete shit and nigh-on unlistenable apart from maybe two songs. So Thursday win this one. Unless John Nolan returns, I don’t see anything good coming from Taking Back Sunday ever again. A shame.
Brand New or Saves The Day > Brand New
My Chemical Romance or The Early November > Why those two??? But yes, My Chemical Romance.
Mineral or Sunny Day Real Estate > Oh God, Mineral without question. It’ll always be Mineral.
Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys > C’mon, definitely the Murphys! Molly are still great though.
Eighteen Visions or The Bled > The mother fucking Bled. Don’t ever soil their name by putting them in a question with those fags ever again. If Eighteen Visions spent less time meticulously crafting their hair and perfecting their eyeliner and spent more time making decent music maybe I wouldn’t detest them so much. Aural garbage.
The Arcade Fire or Kasabian > That’s like comparing gold to a turd. The Arcade Fire hands down.
Rise Against or Propoghandi > Gotta be Rise Against.
Nirvana or Foo Fighters > Dave Grohl’s quartet easily. Nirvana were the most overrated band in the history of modern music.
Well, I quite enjoyed that! But, if there’s anyone out there who is pissed that I dissed their band: I don’t care.
My opinion, and I’m not going to change it for anyone else. Ever.
Ciao! x