'School's a living Hell. I work and don't get paid. I smoke a lot but can't get laid.'
Last night was JUST what I needed. Anyone who's spoken to me the last few days knows that I've been a tad depressed, due to girl and friend related issues, so I did what any right-minded sad boy would do: Got rat-assed and drank all my feelings away. Weeeeeeeeeeeee.
As always, it was next door at Stephen's house once his parents went out. Seriously, best situation ever - it's free booze less than a minute away. His hash-head buddy Charles was there as always, and well, we didn't do much apart from drink. That's all we done for three straight hours. What little conversation there was, was minimal and utterly pointless. I think maybe they were feeling shitty too and just wanted to get drunk as well, because usually we talk non-stop about manga films and computer games. There was none of that haha. Just straight drinking while laughing our asses off at that new music channel, Fuzz, or Fizz or whatever, where morons text in saying shit like, "HEY, BUFF ASIAN GUY LOOKIN 4 SMALL ASIAN HUNNI WIT BIG CHEST. HOLLA BAK!" and "AnY FiT GuYs OuT TheRe WaNnA ChAt To SLuTTy BLoNdE WiT J-LO StYlE A$$???". Wow, it was hilarious. Even more so when hammered and slumped over a sofa with Stephen's dog sitting on your crotch.
So there ya go, Isla, you were wrong! Drinking does make it all better haha. And also, I DID feel like I was in an Alkaline Trio song too. It ruled. I'd say it was 'My Friend Peter' if anything, Stephen being Peter, and me being Matt, needing "a beer to wash it all away without a trace, and I'll drink 23 more to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face!" Ah, Alkaline Trio. Their songs have the answers to all life's questions.
On a different note, thanks a fucking lot everyone for making my last post, my attempt at Live Journal interaction, a complete and utter failure. I still love ya all, but damn, I did that whole list for nothing! Pft.
Anyway, here's a big-ass survey I found. Some rather interesting questions in this I think.
*Adopts Conan O'Brien voice and his lingo* Check eet ouuuuuuuuuuuuuut, ma babies!!!
Section 1 [Basic]
+ your name: Patrick Kane
+ your gender: Male
+ age: 17
+ height: Uh... not sure.
+ hair color: Black
+ eye color: Blue
+ your location: Blantyre
+ fears: Other people.
SECTiON 2 [ HAVE YOU EVER ]
+ peed your pants? Uh... I'm pretty sure I did when I was a toddler and what not.
+ cheated on someone? No.
+ fallen off the bed? Yes.
+ fallen for a relative? What the fuck? No.
+ had plastic surgery? Not that I know of.
+ broke someone's heart? I doubt it haha.
+ had your heart broken? Yes. So many times it's no longer there, and all that remains is a blood-stained piece of paper with 'Heart' written on it. Oh yeahhhhhhh.
+ had a dream come true? Yes.
+ done something you regret? All the time.
+ cheated on a test? Sort of.
+ been raped? No.
+ broken a body part? Yep, my wrist. Which explains my atrocious handwriting.
SECTiON 3 [ CURRENTLY]
+ wearing - Black jeans, my ever-present red and black belt, and a red t-shirt of some skating company I've never heard of. I just bought because it looked cool, ok!
+ listening to - Jawbreaker - 'Shirt'
+ chewing - Nothing
+ feeling - Ok.
+ reading - This quiz! Hey-oh!!!! Nah, no books at present. I just finished my massive FBI UFO files expose. It was the most interesting book I've read in quite a while.
+ located - My room.
+ chatting with - No one. I'm not on MSN right now.
+ watching - Nothing.
+ should REALLY be - Not doing this pointless quiz.
SECTiON 4 [ DO YOU... ]
+ brush your teeth? Well, yeah. How can you not?
+ like anybody? Next question.
+ have any piercing? No.
+ drive? No.
+ believe in Santa Claus? Oh yeah...
+ ever get off the computer? Not really.
SECTiON 5 [ FRiENDS ]
+ do you belong to a crew? Don't have enough friends to have a crew!
+ do you hang out with the opposite sex? Yes. Every single friend I have bar one is a girl. I only have one male friend that I hang out with.
+ do you consider yourself popular? Fuck no. I'm as popular as Mike Tyson at a femenist convention.
+ do you trust your friends? Most of them, yes.
+ are you a good friend? I can be when I'm not depressed. But if I am, stay away!
+ can you keep a secret? Yes.
SECTiON 6 [ THE LAST PERSON YOU...]
+ hugged - Kay.
+ IMed - Jon.
+ talked to on the phone - If you know me, you know that I hate talking on the phone. I only do it when I have to. I think the last person was Isla.
+ yelled at ? - My little brother. Fucker.
+ fell in love with - Love is as overrated as Scandinavian porn.
+ turned down -- Uh, I've never actually had to turn someone down I think. But I didn't like Vikki, and she liked me. So I guess her. Fuck her though - crazy ass, confused, moaning bint that she was. Louise was right, she was nothing but a waste of my fucking time.
SECTiON 7 [ PERSONAL ]
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? Magazine journalist.
+ What was the worst day of your life? Too many to choose from.
+ What has been the best day of your life? Haven't had it yet.
+ What comes first in your life? Don't know.
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? - Well....
+ If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? Haha. Interesting. Don't know though...
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed? Usually the girl I like at the moment.
SECTiON 8 [ FAVORITE . . .]
+ Movie: Battle Royale, The Killer or Hard Boiled. I love my Asian violence hehe.
+ Song: 1. Alkaline Trio - 'This Is Getting Over You' 2. Jeff Buckley - 'Hallellujah' 3. Far - 'Waiting For Sunday'
+ Group: Alkaline Trio
+ Store: Virgin Megastore. They have EVERYTHING.
+ Relative: My mum.
+ Sport: Not into sports.
+ Vacation Spot: Not into holidays haha.
+ Fruit: Don't eat fruit.
+ Candy: Lion Bars.
+ Holiday: Christmas
+ Day of the Week: Don't know. They're all the same!
+ Color: Dark red. The colour of sex (y)
+ Magazine: Official Playstation 2 Magazine. Dork you say? Hell no.
+ Name for a Girl: Heather.
+ Name for a Boy: Matt or Danny. See a theme here???
SECTiON 9 [ DO YOU . . .]
+ Like to give hugs - Yep hehe
+ Like to walk in the rain? No...
+ Sleep with or without clothes on? A mixture of both haha.
+ Prefer black or blue pens? Black.
+ Dress up on Halloween? Nah.
+ Have a job? No. I'm forever looking though.
+ Like to travel? - Depends how far.
+ Like someone? Ya.
+ Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side.
+ Think you're attractive? Not really.
+ Want to marry? - Yes
+ Have a goldfish? - Nope.
+ Ever have the falling dream? - Nope. My dreams are way more fucked up than that.
+ Have stuffed animals? - Nope.
+ Go on vacation? - Haven't been on one in a while. My family is poooooooor.
SECTiON 10 [ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT . . .]
+ Smoking: Not a fan at all. And I can't stand people who make a big deal out of it while they're doing it. "Awww, man, where WOULD I be without my ciggies, eh???" Fuck knows! But you'd probably be a lot healthier and smell fucking better too.
+ Abortion: In certain situations it's entirely justified I think.
+ Bill Clinton: A role-model to all men! Crap liar though...
+ Eating Disorders: Really don't know what to say about them. I knew someone who had one though.
+ Summer: It's ok.
+ Tattoos: Awesome. Can't wait to get my Alkaline Trio logo. Any others I should get? I'm open to all suggestions.
+ Piercing: Lip-piercings are way hot on girls. Any other piercings I'm sort of indifferent to. I def don't want any.
+ Make-up: Not a big fan. The majority of girls use too much. Way too much.
+ Drinking: See the start of this post haha.
+ Guys: They suck. Thus, I suck. Cool...
+ Girls: Well, the majority of girls I know are awesome. But I do know a few who are... not so awesome.
SECTiON 11 [ THIS OR THAT]
+ Pierced nose or tongue? - Tongue. Two words: Oral sex. Think about it!
+ Be serious or funny? - I don't do funny. So serious then haha. I wish I WAS funny though.
+ Single or taken? I'd def prefer to be taken.
+ Simple or Complicated? - Simple.
+ MTV or BET? We don't get the Black Entertainment network over here. But I know for a fact it'd be better than the shitfest that is MTV.
+ 7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? - Neither. Barf.
+ Sugar or salt? - Salt.
+ Silver or gold? - Silver.
+ Tongue or belly button ring? Belly button
+ Chocolate or flowers? Chocolate.
+ Angels or miracles? - What???
+ Color or Black-and-white photos? Color, although there is a certain allure to black and white pics.
+ Sunrise or sunset? - 'Sunrise. Sunset. You're either manic or you're depressed. Will you ever feel ok???' Ah, Bright Eyes.
+ M&M's or Skittles? M&M's
+ Rap or Rock? - Rock.
+ Stay up late or sleep in? - Both.
+ TV or radio? - TV
+ Hot or cold? - Cold.
+ members of the opposite sex taller or shorter? - Shorter.
+ Sun or moon? - Moon.
+ Diamond or Ruby? - Meh, whatever.
+ Left or Right? Right.
+ 10 acquaintances or one best friend? 1 best friend.
+ Vanilla or chocolate? - Vanilla.
+ Kids or no kids? - No kids. No kids ever. Ever.
+ Half-empty or Half-full? - Half-full.
+ Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup.
+ Newspaper or Magazine? - Magazine.
+ Spring or Fall? - Fall.
+ Give or receive? - Give. *wink wink*
+ Rain or snow? - Snow.
+ Happy or sad? Happy.
+ sneakers or sandals? Sneakers. Sandals? Haha. Apparently Jesus wore sandals. I ain't big enough to fill those shoes.
+ McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King!!!!
+ Mexican or Italian food? - Neither. Chinese is where it's at.
+ Lights on or off? - On *wink wink*
+ A house in the woods or the city? In the woods. But close enough to the city so I can go there if I want to. Genius. Take that, question!
+ Pepsi or Coke? - Meh.
+ Nike or ADIDAS? - Meh.
As always, it was next door at Stephen's house once his parents went out. Seriously, best situation ever - it's free booze less than a minute away. His hash-head buddy Charles was there as always, and well, we didn't do much apart from drink. That's all we done for three straight hours. What little conversation there was, was minimal and utterly pointless. I think maybe they were feeling shitty too and just wanted to get drunk as well, because usually we talk non-stop about manga films and computer games. There was none of that haha. Just straight drinking while laughing our asses off at that new music channel, Fuzz, or Fizz or whatever, where morons text in saying shit like, "HEY, BUFF ASIAN GUY LOOKIN 4 SMALL ASIAN HUNNI WIT BIG CHEST. HOLLA BAK!" and "AnY FiT GuYs OuT TheRe WaNnA ChAt To SLuTTy BLoNdE WiT J-LO StYlE A$$???". Wow, it was hilarious. Even more so when hammered and slumped over a sofa with Stephen's dog sitting on your crotch.
So there ya go, Isla, you were wrong! Drinking does make it all better haha. And also, I DID feel like I was in an Alkaline Trio song too. It ruled. I'd say it was 'My Friend Peter' if anything, Stephen being Peter, and me being Matt, needing "a beer to wash it all away without a trace, and I'll drink 23 more to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face!" Ah, Alkaline Trio. Their songs have the answers to all life's questions.
On a different note, thanks a fucking lot everyone for making my last post, my attempt at Live Journal interaction, a complete and utter failure. I still love ya all, but damn, I did that whole list for nothing! Pft.
Anyway, here's a big-ass survey I found. Some rather interesting questions in this I think.
*Adopts Conan O'Brien voice and his lingo* Check eet ouuuuuuuuuuuuuut, ma babies!!!
Section 1 [Basic]
+ your name: Patrick Kane
+ your gender: Male
+ age: 17
+ height: Uh... not sure.
+ hair color: Black
+ eye color: Blue
+ your location: Blantyre
+ fears: Other people.
SECTiON 2 [ HAVE YOU EVER ]
+ peed your pants? Uh... I'm pretty sure I did when I was a toddler and what not.
+ cheated on someone? No.
+ fallen off the bed? Yes.
+ fallen for a relative? What the fuck? No.
+ had plastic surgery? Not that I know of.
+ broke someone's heart? I doubt it haha.
+ had your heart broken? Yes. So many times it's no longer there, and all that remains is a blood-stained piece of paper with 'Heart' written on it. Oh yeahhhhhhh.
+ had a dream come true? Yes.
+ done something you regret? All the time.
+ cheated on a test? Sort of.
+ been raped? No.
+ broken a body part? Yep, my wrist. Which explains my atrocious handwriting.
SECTiON 3 [ CURRENTLY]
+ wearing - Black jeans, my ever-present red and black belt, and a red t-shirt of some skating company I've never heard of. I just bought because it looked cool, ok!
+ listening to - Jawbreaker - 'Shirt'
+ chewing - Nothing
+ feeling - Ok.
+ reading - This quiz! Hey-oh!!!! Nah, no books at present. I just finished my massive FBI UFO files expose. It was the most interesting book I've read in quite a while.
+ located - My room.
+ chatting with - No one. I'm not on MSN right now.
+ watching - Nothing.
+ should REALLY be - Not doing this pointless quiz.
SECTiON 4 [ DO YOU... ]
+ brush your teeth? Well, yeah. How can you not?
+ like anybody? Next question.
+ have any piercing? No.
+ drive? No.
+ believe in Santa Claus? Oh yeah...
+ ever get off the computer? Not really.
SECTiON 5 [ FRiENDS ]
+ do you belong to a crew? Don't have enough friends to have a crew!
+ do you hang out with the opposite sex? Yes. Every single friend I have bar one is a girl. I only have one male friend that I hang out with.
+ do you consider yourself popular? Fuck no. I'm as popular as Mike Tyson at a femenist convention.
+ do you trust your friends? Most of them, yes.
+ are you a good friend? I can be when I'm not depressed. But if I am, stay away!
+ can you keep a secret? Yes.
SECTiON 6 [ THE LAST PERSON YOU...]
+ hugged - Kay.
+ IMed - Jon.
+ talked to on the phone - If you know me, you know that I hate talking on the phone. I only do it when I have to. I think the last person was Isla.
+ yelled at ? - My little brother. Fucker.
+ fell in love with - Love is as overrated as Scandinavian porn.
+ turned down -- Uh, I've never actually had to turn someone down I think. But I didn't like Vikki, and she liked me. So I guess her. Fuck her though - crazy ass, confused, moaning bint that she was. Louise was right, she was nothing but a waste of my fucking time.
SECTiON 7 [ PERSONAL ]
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? Magazine journalist.
+ What was the worst day of your life? Too many to choose from.
+ What has been the best day of your life? Haven't had it yet.
+ What comes first in your life? Don't know.
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? - Well....
+ If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? Haha. Interesting. Don't know though...
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed? Usually the girl I like at the moment.
SECTiON 8 [ FAVORITE . . .]
+ Movie: Battle Royale, The Killer or Hard Boiled. I love my Asian violence hehe.
+ Song: 1. Alkaline Trio - 'This Is Getting Over You' 2. Jeff Buckley - 'Hallellujah' 3. Far - 'Waiting For Sunday'
+ Group: Alkaline Trio
+ Store: Virgin Megastore. They have EVERYTHING.
+ Relative: My mum.
+ Sport: Not into sports.
+ Vacation Spot: Not into holidays haha.
+ Fruit: Don't eat fruit.
+ Candy: Lion Bars.
+ Holiday: Christmas
+ Day of the Week: Don't know. They're all the same!
+ Color: Dark red. The colour of sex (y)
+ Magazine: Official Playstation 2 Magazine. Dork you say? Hell no.
+ Name for a Girl: Heather.
+ Name for a Boy: Matt or Danny. See a theme here???
SECTiON 9 [ DO YOU . . .]
+ Like to give hugs - Yep hehe
+ Like to walk in the rain? No...
+ Sleep with or without clothes on? A mixture of both haha.
+ Prefer black or blue pens? Black.
+ Dress up on Halloween? Nah.
+ Have a job? No. I'm forever looking though.
+ Like to travel? - Depends how far.
+ Like someone? Ya.
+ Sleep on your side, tummy or back? Side.
+ Think you're attractive? Not really.
+ Want to marry? - Yes
+ Have a goldfish? - Nope.
+ Ever have the falling dream? - Nope. My dreams are way more fucked up than that.
+ Have stuffed animals? - Nope.
+ Go on vacation? - Haven't been on one in a while. My family is poooooooor.
SECTiON 10 [ WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT . . .]
+ Smoking: Not a fan at all. And I can't stand people who make a big deal out of it while they're doing it. "Awww, man, where WOULD I be without my ciggies, eh???" Fuck knows! But you'd probably be a lot healthier and smell fucking better too.
+ Abortion: In certain situations it's entirely justified I think.
+ Bill Clinton: A role-model to all men! Crap liar though...
+ Eating Disorders: Really don't know what to say about them. I knew someone who had one though.
+ Summer: It's ok.
+ Tattoos: Awesome. Can't wait to get my Alkaline Trio logo. Any others I should get? I'm open to all suggestions.
+ Piercing: Lip-piercings are way hot on girls. Any other piercings I'm sort of indifferent to. I def don't want any.
+ Make-up: Not a big fan. The majority of girls use too much. Way too much.
+ Drinking: See the start of this post haha.
+ Guys: They suck. Thus, I suck. Cool...
+ Girls: Well, the majority of girls I know are awesome. But I do know a few who are... not so awesome.
SECTiON 11 [ THIS OR THAT]
+ Pierced nose or tongue? - Tongue. Two words: Oral sex. Think about it!
+ Be serious or funny? - I don't do funny. So serious then haha. I wish I WAS funny though.
+ Single or taken? I'd def prefer to be taken.
+ Simple or Complicated? - Simple.
+ MTV or BET? We don't get the Black Entertainment network over here. But I know for a fact it'd be better than the shitfest that is MTV.
+ 7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? - Neither. Barf.
+ Sugar or salt? - Salt.
+ Silver or gold? - Silver.
+ Tongue or belly button ring? Belly button
+ Chocolate or flowers? Chocolate.
+ Angels or miracles? - What???
+ Color or Black-and-white photos? Color, although there is a certain allure to black and white pics.
+ Sunrise or sunset? - 'Sunrise. Sunset. You're either manic or you're depressed. Will you ever feel ok???' Ah, Bright Eyes.
+ M&M's or Skittles? M&M's
+ Rap or Rock? - Rock.
+ Stay up late or sleep in? - Both.
+ TV or radio? - TV
+ Hot or cold? - Cold.
+ members of the opposite sex taller or shorter? - Shorter.
+ Sun or moon? - Moon.
+ Diamond or Ruby? - Meh, whatever.
+ Left or Right? Right.
+ 10 acquaintances or one best friend? 1 best friend.
+ Vanilla or chocolate? - Vanilla.
+ Kids or no kids? - No kids. No kids ever. Ever.
+ Half-empty or Half-full? - Half-full.
+ Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup.
+ Newspaper or Magazine? - Magazine.
+ Spring or Fall? - Fall.
+ Give or receive? - Give. *wink wink*
+ Rain or snow? - Snow.
+ Happy or sad? Happy.
+ sneakers or sandals? Sneakers. Sandals? Haha. Apparently Jesus wore sandals. I ain't big enough to fill those shoes.
+ McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King!!!!
+ Mexican or Italian food? - Neither. Chinese is where it's at.
+ Lights on or off? - On *wink wink*
+ A house in the woods or the city? In the woods. But close enough to the city so I can go there if I want to. Genius. Take that, question!
+ Pepsi or Coke? - Meh.
+ Nike or ADIDAS? - Meh.