Aliens are attacking
Help! The aliens are attacking.
They put me in a small transport chamber and put it in their metal ship and transported me to their home planet. The sounds of the ship were very strange, like nothing I had ever heard before.
They drugged me and I was only partially conscious. They conducted medical experiments, inspected my teeth, and stuck me with needles drawing blood and injecting alien potions. They even did the horrible anal probes.
They waited for me to wake up completely. Then they put me in the transport box, loaded it into the ship, flew me back to earth, and let me go.
A few of my friends said that the same thing happened to them but most think I have lost my mind. They ask me "Where's the proof?" As told to the Captain by Lou, the cat, getting his annual rabies shot.
They put me in a small transport chamber and put it in their metal ship and transported me to their home planet. The sounds of the ship were very strange, like nothing I had ever heard before.
They drugged me and I was only partially conscious. They conducted medical experiments, inspected my teeth, and stuck me with needles drawing blood and injecting alien potions. They even did the horrible anal probes.
They waited for me to wake up completely. Then they put me in the transport box, loaded it into the ship, flew me back to earth, and let me go.
A few of my friends said that the same thing happened to them but most think I have lost my mind. They ask me "Where's the proof?" As told to the Captain by Lou, the cat, getting his annual rabies shot.