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[captain_badger]

I finally got my journal back. And I don't even want to mention where a first year found it. From what I hear, Mount Doom is the preferable vacation spot to that location.

Elves, may I please have a word with you? I think I have an idea, but I need your help.

Oh, and has anyone seen Neville?

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[as_sane_as_i_am]

No, I haven't heard from him either. Maybe the Gryffindor seventh years know where he is.

[drunkenlymusing]

Come to think of it, haven't seen him since lessons. Do you think he's been sleeping in the green houses again?

[mimbletonia_man]

We do not listen to the demands of humanist pigs! We shall defeat you by breaking the pathetic twigs you call wands and seperating you from your socks and underwear! Elvish supremacy comes from our independence of such frivolitries! The banner of the lavender knickers will unite our cause and we will destroy your socks for good.

[captain_badger]

Hear me, oh Elven friends! I come with a message from Bilbo Baggins, Elf-friend to all! He has entrusted me to bring you a message since he is unable to do so through these means of communication. Will you not listen for him?

[mimbletonia_man]

We will listen to his messege.

[captain_badger]

Master Bilbo has reminded me that these are the times when Elves and Man must remember our old alliance due to the evil that is once again trying to control Middle Earth. No man or elf is safe while Saruman the betrayer breeds an army of Uruk-Hai and orcs.

He does not require an answer as of right now, but he urges for you to think on it!

Ho hum the darkness falls
And no ones there to see it.
No more singing, drinking meade
No more fun for Hobbits.
Ho hum the darkness falls
And now its time to act
Both man and elf must make a pact
And follow the banner of Hobbits!

-The latest song by Master Baggins.

[badgersonparade]

I do hope Neville is alright. I haven't seen him for a while. Maybe we should tell the Aurors?

[captain_badger]

Perhaps it would be best. He did leave that funny entry last, and I'm not referring to the one that the Elves wrote.

[badgersonparade]

I know the one you mean. I do hope he hasn't been kidknapped or anything like that. I'm free at the moment, so I'll go and see if I can find any of them on patrol round here.

[blondbadger]

Help? You do realise that these elves are...uh...on crack?