Fanfic - Torchwood - G - Acoffalypse

[captain91]

Title: Coffocalypse
Author: captain91
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Jack, Tosh, Owen, Ianto
Summary: Torchwood’s personal apocalypse
A/N: So my last attempt came out a bit too dark, i thought I’d try again
Written for tw100 Prompt: 265: Apocalypse

“Where's Teaboy?" snarled Owen, hurling a slitheen foot across the hub

"Hmm, he has been him a while,“

Comments

[tardisjournal]

Nooooooo! Say it isn't so!

This doesn't bode well for the holidays around the Hub...

[captain91]

i think we need to take away jack's gun pretty damn quick!

[tardisjournal]

Good idea! In fact, lock up ALL the guns. And the lamps, staplers, and anything else than can be used a a weapon!

[captain91]

and we'd better take away the cell keys too or someone might let janet loose!!!

i don't know if you ever got the hug in a mug adverts where you were, but maybe we could borrow nosy to do this and keep them calm! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzQl7Cx_Wf8

[tardisjournal]

Good point! Something tells me not much is going to get accomplished until the new shipments come in. :-p

I have never seen those ads! I feel bad saying this about a creature that obviously means well, but it's a little creepy!

However, if Nosy was doing it I'd be all for it. <3<3

eta:I forgot to mention, great title! :)

[captain91]

aww, hoe can you say that? he's adorable, i always wanted them to bring him out as a scarf

but if that's not going to work maybe i could offer to babysit nosy for a while and write a drabble with him doing just that!

[tardisjournal]

Maybe it's the lack of a noticeable head, or the way it "walks" that bothers me? I'm not sure. I have to say, after a few more viewings, it's getting cuter. :)

A Nosy-scarf? Awesome idea. I can just see it wrapping itself around a chilly Ianto during some inclement Welsh weather. <3<3