Did you ever feel like the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

[captain4n6]

Not that it is truly how I feel, I just like the saying. I heard it a couple of years ago on one of those infomercials that come on at like four in the morning. Not for the porn/psychic crowd, but the remember whens... It is an infomercial for the Best of Johnny Carson, and some standup comedian said it while sitting between Dean Martin and I

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Bastard.

[codinecracker]

Dear roger,
You had like a five minute dedication on the radio show, but i don't think you were listening. I even played army and called you my heterosexual life partner...
Jonathan Tyler

Re: Bastard.

[captain4n6]

I heard the initial dedication of the next Ben Folds Five song was for Roger, a guy I know from forever... yada yada yada but then I lost my connection and became too distracted to fix it. Thanks for the dedication. - your heterosexual life partner ~ Roger

[hotface819]

1. "but I feel like sometimes a lot of the people I would consider my friends seem to be annoyed or indifferent with my existence."--I truly hope you don't think that about me...you are one of my greatest friends EVER and I'm never annoyed with your existence.
2. First phone call! Go me!
3. Will help straighten as much as I can. :-)
4. You two are just SOOOOOOO cute! (previous comments)

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[captain4n6]

Jeeze Kristen, you just think everything is about you don't you! (just playing) No I wasn't thinking that about you.

Way to go with the phone call, always on top of things like that.

Thanks for the straightening efforts to come.

I am adorable, and Jon compliments that pretty well. Together we are undeniably precious.

Someone's Getting Birthday Head...

[altosven]

Sorry about forgetting your birthday...it totally slipped my mind. I don't find your existence annoying...you've always been like a mystic sage who can go into my house and give advice whenever I need it.

Kind of like Wilson from Home Improvement...except you'd be more willing to buy me porn with sock puppets in it.

In the end, I won't have that much time this weekend with work and Homecoming...but we'll talk if you want to go see the game and stuff...with any luck, I'll be in the court.

In the end...I feel the same as you alot...I feel like a condiment to the hotdog that is someone else...I'm so horny right now.

CALL ME

Chris

Re: Someone's Getting Birthday Head...

[bioeuph]

"a mystic sage"?

I would definitely describe Ben Stein, and thus you, that way...

Alexander? Alexander?

Happy Belated (I didn't know better)Birthday, Sex Bomb!

[spo_4813]

I do not think you're annoying. Funny, yes. Intelligent, definitely. And Jon only talks with the most sexually attractive guys around (an interesting pattern).

Stay cool you old geezer, we'll be sure to check on you in the summer from now on.

Oh, Rogman.

[brisk1333]

You are most definitely NOT brown shoes/salad/a "single-serving friend" (as they say in Fight Club)/etc. Keep it real, homie. You're the coolest Roger I know, that's for damn sure.
I'm glad you're seeing Ben, because as you well know, Ben live is an orgasm for both the eye and ear. Have plenty of visual/aural orgasms for those of us who aren't cool enough to have Ben visit our state, okay?

I hope your big day went well,
Meg

Actually...

[altosven]

Fuck you, man.