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[capt_stackhouse]

Let it be known that if I am going to endure almost twenty four hours of Donovan's endless ranting about his trip to Tokyo, then I'm going to need some sort of substantial result from the mission

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[adam_donovan]

Oh, Timmy, you know you loved it.

Now, about that name thing. Are you sure you're not jealous? Because storming off like that and muttering whatever that was under your breath certainly made it sound like it was jealousy.

Besides, it's not like you didn't get an equally cool meaning.

[capt_stackhouse]

Look, Adam, I do not care for this as much as you do. It's perfectly fine that you go singing and dancing around Atlantis about you being the Man leader of some dark brown haired army or whatever, but my door is closed for a reason. Usually that reason is because you're being loud on the other side of it.

Therefore, please don't bother me.

Thank you.

[adam_donovan]

But Tim! Honouring God Fire of Stackhouse? That's pretty cool.

...

Wait on, are you upset because of Elise's date?

[capt_stackhouse]

What?

It amazes me, Donovan, that you can get the wrong impression so easily. I am not upset, if I was it wouldn't be because of that, and she said it was a dinner, remember?

[zach_wallace]

You know, sir, Sheppard's team actually found a berry like that once a while back. Ford told me that Dr. McKay actually managed to be more annoying silent than not -- something about really rude sign language.

[capt_stackhouse]

They didn't happen to bring a supply of this berry back to Atlantis, did they?

... although I can see Donovan acting the same way, replacing the word 'rude' with 'eccentric'.

[zach_wallace]

Well, I'm sure they did bring back a few for the botanists to study, but, um, they've probably rotted by now. Sorry.

... I could see Adam acting out what he wanted to say, if he ever lost his voice, through interpretive dance.

[capt_stackhouse]

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed, given that point about interpretive dance.

[elise_mayday]

Is the the Tokyo story better or worse than the Australia story? I'm due to hear the latter, apparently. Admittedly, given it's Donovan, "better" is a relative statement...

[capt_stackhouse]

They're about the same, unfortunately.

Hm. Well, be prepared for those annoying guessing games and stupid remarks about Australian animals, and also? He tries to do the accent.

[elise_mayday]

... oh, wonderful.

Has the possiblity that he was dropped on the head as a child ever seriously been investigated?

[capt_stackhouse]

You know, while that's a good idea, it's possible that no one has dared to venture any further into Donovan's life - for fear that, if they engage with his roots, they might turn out mildly like him.