You don't pity me? Ah, that's right. In your own little way, that's a kind of compliment, because pitying me would imply that I am somewhat inferior to you. I'm glad you don't feel that way in this particular case.
Mer-what? Like, the fish? Oooh, are you, like, one of the fishing people from Bravo team's last mission? Ew, I bet you smell, like, fishy all the time!!! OMG that's so gross, you poor thing!
*giggles* Noooooo, silly - do I look like Elise to you? Puh-lease I smile waaaaaaay more than her; so, like, you know, no premature frown lines for me, thanks. I'm Spanish, duh!
Elise is, like, you know, Major Stackhouse's girlfriend that he, like, doesn't know he has. They're in love or something. Like, OMG, she makes *the* best salads. Oh, and you know, she's French and diplomat and like, reeeeeallly good at strategy and junk.
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Please don't tell me this is an epidemic.
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Like, who are you? And, mi dios, who did your hair!?
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Mia whato? Are you French?
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Well, unsurprisingly enough she has no concept of any language so far. If idiot was a language, I'm sure she'd be okay.
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How could anyone possibly think you and Belinda are alike in any way?
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I have no idea.
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We'll leave it there, then.
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... thank you.
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*giggles* Noooooo, silly - do I look like Elise to you? Puh-lease I smile waaaaaaay more than her; so, like, you know, no premature frown lines for me, thanks. I'm Spanish, duh!
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... um, 'kay.
Who's Elise? Oh! Spanish! That's a nice language, isn't it?
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Elise is, like, you know, Major Stackhouse's girlfriend that he, like, doesn't know he has. They're in love or something. Like, OMG, she makes *the* best salads. Oh, and you know, she's French and diplomat and like, reeeeeallly good at strategy and junk.
Si, Spanish is the bestest language, like, evah!
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Aaahhh. So that explains their personalities, I guess. Cool! :D I should learn Spanish ... but ... you know ...
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