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[capt_santaclaus]

Made cookies today. Can't shake the feeling that something was impeding my progress. I'm thinking it was, as a film strip from my 8th grade sex ed class put it, "the male penis".

It doesn't whisk well either :/

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[snowsaber]

was the end result delicious, at least?

[capt_santaclaus]

Yes it was. All covered with white goo as it was. By which I mean confectioners icing. ;)

[bella_felis]

Wait

what exactly doesn't whisk well?

By the way I'm Emily, I don't think we've met.

[snowsaber]

Emily, you made me choke on my water with giggles. I've never done that at a thing on the internet before.

A PENIS!

[capt_santaclaus]

Not enough air flow to get the air in. Maybe, with a prince albert, it may be possible.

[leeroys_chapels]

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

[capt_santaclaus]

Reagan sleepy.

[capt_santaclaus]

I seem to have written this at 12:12am on 12/12. odd.

[leeroys_chapels]

Now that your life has peaked, what are you going to do to celebrate?

I'm thinking a visit to the brig.