I hate this day!
Valentine's Day.
i dont like it because it means spending money on useless things
Heres what you can spend money on, some of which make sense, some of which dont
The senseless:
-Buying a big-ass heart shaped box, with flavored chocloate in there. There are about 50 peices and only about 4 you will like. Its like playin russian roulette, only with toothpaste-flavored candy instead of a gun
-Buying a card. Seriously, you spend $2-5 on a pice of paper, that you didnt even write? "Yeah, that sounds like something i would say" Please ppl, get some soul and character and make your own fuckin card!
-Flowers. For 99% of the year these are somewhat cheap. Valentines Day or Mothers Day, and they cost a fuckin arm and a leg! WTF??
-Those chalky hearts. nothing says love like a piece of chalk! "I know how sick i make you, so here's a Tums with 'Hug me' written on it!"- Jim Gaffigan
The sensible:
-Going out to dinner. Ya know, not many ppl go out with there loved ones and enjoy a nice meal, that you prolly couldn't cook, and would likely fail at if you tried. This is called, "i cant do everything, and i dont want to give you ecoli by screwing up the meal!"..........thats love!
-go to a movie, or a friends house. Again, this is where i beleive capitalism is being a good influence. Certain aspects of life, you need others to do shit so you can sit and woo your significant other. Nothing wrong with this. And there's nothing wrong with double dating, or, if you and your buddy and his/her significant other are best friends, there is nothing wrong with spending time with them, cuz hey, you love them too, just more of a best buddy way, cuz i doubt you're tryin to get into their pants........at least you shouldn't be anyways.
so those are the reasons i hate Valentine's Day. End of Fuckin list!
i dont like it because it means spending money on useless things
Heres what you can spend money on, some of which make sense, some of which dont
The senseless:
-Buying a big-ass heart shaped box, with flavored chocloate in there. There are about 50 peices and only about 4 you will like. Its like playin russian roulette, only with toothpaste-flavored candy instead of a gun
-Buying a card. Seriously, you spend $2-5 on a pice of paper, that you didnt even write? "Yeah, that sounds like something i would say" Please ppl, get some soul and character and make your own fuckin card!
-Flowers. For 99% of the year these are somewhat cheap. Valentines Day or Mothers Day, and they cost a fuckin arm and a leg! WTF??
-Those chalky hearts. nothing says love like a piece of chalk! "I know how sick i make you, so here's a Tums with 'Hug me' written on it!"- Jim Gaffigan
The sensible:
-Going out to dinner. Ya know, not many ppl go out with there loved ones and enjoy a nice meal, that you prolly couldn't cook, and would likely fail at if you tried. This is called, "i cant do everything, and i dont want to give you ecoli by screwing up the meal!"..........thats love!
-go to a movie, or a friends house. Again, this is where i beleive capitalism is being a good influence. Certain aspects of life, you need others to do shit so you can sit and woo your significant other. Nothing wrong with this. And there's nothing wrong with double dating, or, if you and your buddy and his/her significant other are best friends, there is nothing wrong with spending time with them, cuz hey, you love them too, just more of a best buddy way, cuz i doubt you're tryin to get into their pants........at least you shouldn't be anyways.
so those are the reasons i hate Valentine's Day. End of Fuckin list!