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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I set archangel3301's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I bought porn for marimbist06 (10 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I put money in gabinator05's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-54 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
capt_morgan_1
I'm such a bad-ass!