Pirate Radio [early afternoon]

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"I must admit, mate," Jack told his guest, "you're not quite what I expected from someone named rum."

The man adjusted his tie and shrugged. "Is there anything to drink around here?" he asked.

"You were it," Jack replied, "but I think I could scrounge up some tequila that I don't like as much..."

"Do it."