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BEHOLD! HOLIDAY GIFTS THAT INVOLVED LOTS OF BRAIN EFFORT ON MY PART or I wimped out and just said that Usopp got you food he swiped from Sanji. Usopp doesn't have a lot of money because Nami is tightfisted so most of these gifts are handmade or offers to do something. However, all of Usopp's drawings are done very well and Sanji's food is, of course, excellent.
Ace - A picture of Luffy and Ace as kids, having fun. Well, Ace has a scowl on his face but you know in his heart that he's having fun.
Anemone - A picture of Usopp being surrounded by cakes and candy while Anemone sits off to the side, sad and alone and hungry because Usopp isn't sharing because she is forever mean to him.
Bowser - Some Sanji sugar-free cookies that Usopp scorched up a bit with a blow torch. For some reason, Usopp thinks that likes his food scorched? Yeah, I dunno.
Brook - A picture of a pile of fancy panties, the really racy stuff.
Chie - A picture of Chie doing her kickboxing training and a small bag of Sanji's sugar-free brownies.
Chopper - A wooden doll made to look like a miniature Chopper. When a button is pressed on it's back, it poofs out to guard point. (Awhile back, Usopp made all the crew little dolls of themselves so here's the one he made for Chopper.) Also, a copy of the SUPER SECRET PLANS for Pirates Docking 9: Huge Usoppian Giant.
Demyx - A home-made whoopee cushion filled with individually wrapped pieces of sugar-free fudge.
Franky - SUPER SECRET PLANS for Pirates Docking 9: Huge Usoppian Giant.
Jaina - A piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day of inventions or robot help from Usopp."
Jubilee - A bag of Sanji cookies, a bag of Sanji brownies, a bag of Sanji fudge, and a bag of Sanji cupcakes. Also a picture of Jubilee and Usopp in an eating contest...WITH USOPP CLEARING WINNING YES.
Kotobuki - A bag of sugar-free Sanji cookies and a note that the Springy Slinking Slinky Gun is complete.
Luffy - A piece of paper that reads, "Your gift: all the food you stole from me this year."
Nami - A piece of paper that reads, "Your gift: all the treasure allowance that you didn't give me because I was stuck in camp."
Neji - A five-page pamphlet entitled The Grand Compendium of Hilarious Jokes: Written by Jokemaster Usopp.
Rika - A bag of sugar-free Sanji brownies.
Robin - A nice homemade felt hat with bear ears. Yeah, I don't know either, but Usopp's aware that Robin likes her hats.
Sanji - Some of Sanji's own cookies. Also, a picture of Nami and Robin looking lovely~
Takeru - I totally blanked on this one, sorry. Takeru gets an action drawing of his creating a fireball with his magic writing abilities.
Toboe - A festive felt wolf scarf to match the earmuffs that Usopp gave Toboe a long time ago. Also, a piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day of Wolf Help from Usopp."
Toothless - A handmade felt scarf that's big enough for Toothless to wear around his neck. The scarf is purple so it won't throw off the dragon's color-scheme too much.
Vanya - A ten-page pamphlet entitled The Amazing and Heroic Adventures of the Strawhat Crew: As Experience by One Captain Usopp. The pamphlet is not 100% truthful regarding Captain Usopp's own part in the adventures.
Zoro - A piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day with Usopp as a guide around camp." Also a how-to guide on how to give gifts, written by Gift-Giver Usopp.
If anyone wants to thread out the gift giving, this post is the place to do it! And if I have forgotten anyone, send me a message and I'll add to this list.
Ace - A picture of Luffy and Ace as kids, having fun. Well, Ace has a scowl on his face but you know in his heart that he's having fun.
Anemone - A picture of Usopp being surrounded by cakes and candy while Anemone sits off to the side, sad and alone and hungry because Usopp isn't sharing because she is forever mean to him.
Bowser - Some Sanji sugar-free cookies that Usopp scorched up a bit with a blow torch. For some reason, Usopp thinks that likes his food scorched? Yeah, I dunno.
Brook - A picture of a pile of fancy panties, the really racy stuff.
Chie - A picture of Chie doing her kickboxing training and a small bag of Sanji's sugar-free brownies.
Chopper - A wooden doll made to look like a miniature Chopper. When a button is pressed on it's back, it poofs out to guard point. (Awhile back, Usopp made all the crew little dolls of themselves so here's the one he made for Chopper.) Also, a copy of the SUPER SECRET PLANS for Pirates Docking 9: Huge Usoppian Giant.
Demyx - A home-made whoopee cushion filled with individually wrapped pieces of sugar-free fudge.
Franky - SUPER SECRET PLANS for Pirates Docking 9: Huge Usoppian Giant.
Jaina - A piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day of inventions or robot help from Usopp."
Jubilee - A bag of Sanji cookies, a bag of Sanji brownies, a bag of Sanji fudge, and a bag of Sanji cupcakes. Also a picture of Jubilee and Usopp in an eating contest...WITH USOPP CLEARING WINNING YES.
Kotobuki - A bag of sugar-free Sanji cookies and a note that the Springy Slinking Slinky Gun is complete.
Luffy - A piece of paper that reads, "Your gift: all the food you stole from me this year."
Nami - A piece of paper that reads, "Your gift: all the treasure allowance that you didn't give me because I was stuck in camp."
Neji - A five-page pamphlet entitled The Grand Compendium of Hilarious Jokes: Written by Jokemaster Usopp.
Rika - A bag of sugar-free Sanji brownies.
Robin - A nice homemade felt hat with bear ears. Yeah, I don't know either, but Usopp's aware that Robin likes her hats.
Sanji - Some of Sanji's own cookies. Also, a picture of Nami and Robin looking lovely~
Takeru - I totally blanked on this one, sorry. Takeru gets an action drawing of his creating a fireball with his magic writing abilities.
Toboe - A festive felt wolf scarf to match the earmuffs that Usopp gave Toboe a long time ago. Also, a piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day of Wolf Help from Usopp."
Toothless - A handmade felt scarf that's big enough for Toothless to wear around his neck. The scarf is purple so it won't throw off the dragon's color-scheme too much.
Vanya - A ten-page pamphlet entitled The Amazing and Heroic Adventures of the Strawhat Crew: As Experience by One Captain Usopp. The pamphlet is not 100% truthful regarding Captain Usopp's own part in the adventures.
Zoro - A piece of paper that reads, "Good for one day with Usopp as a guide around camp." Also a how-to guide on how to give gifts, written by Gift-Giver Usopp.
If anyone wants to thread out the gift giving, this post is the place to do it! And if I have forgotten anyone, send me a message and I'll add to this list.