Sailing the High Seas
Author: 
capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: A Study in Crimson (by
gardnerhill)
Characters: Shear-Lock, Captain of The Baker, Dr Jack (Watson)
Summary: Here be pirates? Fanfic of a fanfic! (How meta can you get)
Warnings: (implied drug use)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: You all must read A Study in Crimson, an alternate Holmesian universe with pirates! Now! Hurry!
(This popped out when I was supposed to be writing something else... )
.oOOo.
‘Well, Jack, me bonny boy, what do you observe?’
‘Begging your pardon, Captain Shear-Lock, but it appears that you have run out of tobacco.’
‘Intriguing! What signs have you?’
‘You've been agitated for the last two days; barking and swearing at the crew.’
‘As is a captain’s right...’
‘Yes, but the smoke from your pipe has now turned from blue to green… which makes me think you’ve been into my medical stores.’
‘I will neither confirm, nor deny…’
‘…And, you’re giggling, again, Sir. Shall I inform the cook that you require a snack… perhaps toasted cheese?
‘Duuuuuude! You said… 'toasted!’ '
.oOOo.
Please pass the Doritos...
capt_facepalm
Rating: PG-13
Fandom: A Study in Crimson (by
gardnerhill)
Characters: Shear-Lock, Captain of The Baker, Dr Jack (Watson)
Summary: Here be pirates? Fanfic of a fanfic! (How meta can you get)
Warnings: (implied drug use)
Word Count: 100
Author's Notes: You all must read A Study in Crimson, an alternate Holmesian universe with pirates! Now! Hurry!
(This popped out when I was supposed to be writing something else... )
.oOOo.
‘Well, Jack, me bonny boy, what do you observe?’
‘Begging your pardon, Captain Shear-Lock, but it appears that you have run out of tobacco.’
‘Intriguing! What signs have you?’
‘You've been agitated for the last two days; barking and swearing at the crew.’
‘As is a captain’s right...’
‘Yes, but the smoke from your pipe has now turned from blue to green… which makes me think you’ve been into my medical stores.’
‘I will neither confirm, nor deny…’
‘…And, you’re giggling, again, Sir. Shall I inform the cook that you require a snack… perhaps toasted cheese?
‘Duuuuuude! You said… 'toasted!’ '
.oOOo.
Please pass the Doritos...