The one I like is that she's still no beauty, but she has the biggest or second biggest boobs of the whole band (sometimes Natalie has the biggest). She always is the curviest woman of the band (Natalie is a bit offset by the fact that she's also tall) and that's her source of pride. Being a fat man made Murderface feel ugly, but being fat makes Murdertits have a bigger rack so she's okay with it XD Here's one of my favourite pics of Murdertits http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmzw61anNE1qa566to1_400.jpg
Oh a transgender woman Skwisgaal! Interesting! That adds another layer of issues about her trying to emulate her mother (unless boobklok Servetta is a man?) The other take I had heard about her is that she had a hysterectomy.
How interesting that these theories hinge around her not having kids. I guess it would be too deviating if she was constantly pregnant and having kids (and even then she would not be able to catch up to her male counterpart in number of children lol)
Would the rest of the band know she is transgender? Because misgendering a trans person can be really hurtful, but they're mean to each other like that
Yes, she should have her breast be equal to Nathalies, or at least be boob rivals. And my Wilma will go through emotional spurts between thinking shes super hot to thinking she is a monster. She cant really help it, but her insecurities are pretty deeply rooted :/ On the bright side, she IS more confidant than William because there ar eplenty of men that think shes sexy, and women too (though she gets really shy and nervous around lesbians, because shes flattered but thinks its wrong, unlike William who would think gay guys liking him to be an insult). Shes really rough and violent, like her male counterpart, but what she really wants is a man thats tough enough for her to curl up with and feel tiny and weak... shes really pretty cute in my eyes <3
Oh yes, my version of Skwisgaal is that shes still Skwisgaar in the flashbacks XD They all know and are cool with it, though Toke just doesnt really get it most of the time. I cant decide on Serfetta.. if she is a he, how would Skwisgaal have been raised by him? But oh god, either way her childhood would have been so traumatizing.
And i think that Skwisgaar and parenthood issues are so deeply ingrained that it *should* be somewhat important... He sees it as his god given mission to spread his children, I dont know how Skwisgaal would feel... maybe the exact opposite. If She has a dad then she probably has so many half brothers and sisters outin the world that shes terrified of having children of her own.
Yeah I see her having alternate days where she thinks she's hot shit and then thinking she's an ugly cow poor Murdertits D:
Her response to lesbians: I don't vagina in my face! GROSS >:C
Yeah Skwisgaal would be raised by male!Servetta, but I'm not sure how it would work. male!Servetta could win beauty pageants (Mr. Universe?) but not knowing the identity of the mother would be more difficult. Maybe Skwisgaar was left on the doorstep with a note and later confirmed with a DNA test?
HOLY SHIT you should described the plot of this fanfiction I'm writing about Skwisgaar's kids
I think of Murdertits as someone that could have been... not the 'prettiest' girl in her hometown, but definitely one of the most popular ones, if she had been able to take better care of herself. Changed her underwear more often, wore makeup in the right colours, didnt threaten to knife ever boy that talked to her after her tits came in...
Murdertits: I dont eat *fish*! Vaginas taste like fish, so eating fish is like *eating vaginas*! Nathalie: *My* vag doesnt taste like fish. Pickle: Yeah, you should prolly go get that checked out, Wilma...
Maybe hes an old catalog model? He got too old to be the 'young cool guy in a sweater', got back into it briefly with little Skwisgaar playing his son (or occasionally daughter) in the photoshoots, then got too old again XD Gave up and becomes the parent we know now, just endlessly trying to get into everyones pants.
I described the plot of your fanfiction? Skwisgaars many many siblings?
I like your theory, but I also think that Murdertits would have to be as unpopular in high school as William so their stories match. I'm thinking she lived in a rather shallow town where everybody could not get over how fat she was because she didn't fit into a size 0 I agree with you on the non-bathing XD
LMAO I can totally see that conversation happening
Skwisgaal: have you evens been to the gynocomist? Murdertits: I don't have to becaushe I'm not a shlut! femCharles: you should see a gynecologist regardless of whether you're sexually active Murdertits: I'm shexually active! I get laid all the time! Skwisgaal: Yeah, by your collection of dildos...
My fanfiction is about Skwisgaar's kids and how they deal with having many, many half-siblings and a parent (and grandmother) who is famous for being very promiscuous
I just mean that she had potential and failed at it spectacularly. Shes one really expert makeover away form being pretty hot, but that makeover will neeever happen, haha
The Boobklok/Tittiklok would have the best conversations about things many people wouldnt want to hear about :p Also Skwisgaal bragging about how high quality her own vagina is.
That osunds interesting! I would like to read it when it is done!
(and for the record, i think the kid from Tokis camp could equally be skwisgaars son as his brother. who knows? he was fast!)
Lots of things girls talk about amongst each other but not to guys... They'd really burst that 'women are perfect, always semll good and never poop' image ;p
Whenever you are comfortable having them read!
That depends on his age, i guess... Despite common opinion, i think he got a late start to sex-- a young skwisgaar to me would view women as mini versions of his mom, trying to distract him form guitar.
The one I like is that she's still no beauty, but she has the biggest or second biggest boobs of the whole band (sometimes Natalie has the biggest). She always is the curviest woman of the band (Natalie is a bit offset by the fact that she's also tall) and that's her source of pride.
Being a fat man made Murderface feel ugly, but being fat makes Murdertits have a bigger rack so she's okay with it XD
Here's one of my favourite pics of Murdertits
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmzw61anNE1qa566to1_400.jpg
Oh a transgender woman Skwisgaal! Interesting! That adds another layer of issues about her trying to emulate her mother (unless boobklok Servetta is a man?)
The other take I had heard about her is that she had a hysterectomy.
How interesting that these theories hinge around her not having kids. I guess it would be too deviating if she was constantly pregnant and having kids (and even then she would not be able to catch up to her male counterpart in number of children lol)
Would the rest of the band know she is transgender? Because misgendering a trans person can be really hurtful, but they're mean to each other like that
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Yes, she should have her breast be equal to Nathalies, or at least be boob rivals. And my Wilma will go through emotional spurts between thinking shes super hot to thinking she is a monster. She cant really help it, but her insecurities are pretty deeply rooted :/ On the bright side, she IS more confidant than William because there ar eplenty of men that think shes sexy, and women too (though she gets really shy and nervous around lesbians, because shes flattered but thinks its wrong, unlike William who would think gay guys liking him to be an insult). Shes really rough and violent, like her male counterpart, but what she really wants is a man thats tough enough for her to curl up with and feel tiny and weak... shes really pretty cute in my eyes <3
Oh yes, my version of Skwisgaal is that shes still Skwisgaar in the flashbacks XD They all know and are cool with it, though Toke just doesnt really get it most of the time. I cant decide on Serfetta.. if she is a he, how would Skwisgaal have been raised by him? But oh god, either way her childhood would have been so traumatizing.
And i think that Skwisgaar and parenthood issues are so deeply ingrained that it *should* be somewhat important... He sees it as his god given mission to spread his children, I dont know how Skwisgaal would feel... maybe the exact opposite. If She has a dad then she probably has so many half brothers and sisters outin the world that shes terrified of having children of her own.
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Yeah I see her having alternate days where she thinks she's hot shit and then thinking she's an ugly cow
poor Murdertits D:
Her response to lesbians: I don't vagina in my face! GROSS >:C
Yeah Skwisgaal would be raised by male!Servetta, but I'm not sure how it would work. male!Servetta could win beauty pageants (Mr. Universe?) but not knowing the identity of the mother would be more difficult. Maybe Skwisgaar was left on the doorstep with a note and later confirmed with a DNA test?
HOLY SHIT you should described the plot of this fanfiction I'm writing about Skwisgaar's kids
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Murdertits: I dont eat *fish*! Vaginas taste like fish, so eating fish is like *eating vaginas*!
Nathalie: *My* vag doesnt taste like fish.
Pickle: Yeah, you should prolly go get that checked out, Wilma...
Maybe hes an old catalog model? He got too old to be the 'young cool guy in a sweater', got back into it briefly with little Skwisgaar playing his son (or occasionally daughter) in the photoshoots, then got too old again XD Gave up and becomes the parent we know now, just endlessly trying to get into everyones pants.
I described the plot of your fanfiction? Skwisgaars many many siblings?
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I agree with you on the non-bathing XD
LMAO I can totally see that conversation happening
Skwisgaal: have you evens been to the gynocomist?
Murdertits: I don't have to becaushe I'm not a shlut!
femCharles: you should see a gynecologist regardless of whether you're sexually active
Murdertits: I'm shexually active! I get laid all the time!
Skwisgaal: Yeah, by your collection of dildos...
My fanfiction is about Skwisgaar's kids and how they deal with having many, many half-siblings and a parent (and grandmother) who is famous for being very promiscuous
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The Boobklok/Tittiklok would have the best conversations about things many people wouldnt want to hear about :p Also Skwisgaal bragging about how high quality her own vagina is.
That osunds interesting! I would like to read it when it is done!
(and for the record, i think the kid from Tokis camp could equally be skwisgaars son as his brother. who knows? he was fast!)
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I have a couple of chapters already written, or you want to see the whole thing when it's over? Because that's months away ;_;
He could be! Depending on his age! I'm pegging that the oldest of Skwisgaar's children is around 19
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Whenever you are comfortable having them read!
That depends on his age, i guess... Despite common opinion, i think he got a late start to sex-- a young skwisgaar to me would view women as mini versions of his mom, trying to distract him form guitar.
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http://capslokdethklok.livejournal.com/2080234.html
I'm thinking he was sexually active since high school, but his many girlfriends either used contraceptives or had abortions until he was an adult
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