Simklok: Dethparty
I'm having fun with my little dethsims. A few people said they wanted me to keep sharing, so I shall.
Today we'll take a look at the dethsim's daily habits. Also, Skwisgaar and Charles get invited to a fancy party.
So, what's an average day like for Simklok? Well, when left to their own devices...
Now you may be wondering, what about Murderface? Well, Murderface can usually be found, sans pants, doing one of two things...
A: watching television
or B: making Charles really uncomfortable
Charles is still the odd one out. He's the only dethsim who hasn't made friends with his housemates. Well, he did make one friend...
Charles is also the only dethsim with a steady job. Gigs don't pay much yet, so everyone pretty much lives off his income. Before forming Dethklok, Nathan did briefly attempt a career in singing.
His uniform wasn't very flattering, though.
...and dethsims can be so cruel. So he eventually quit.
It's just as well. He couldn't really get the hang of singing telegrams anyway.
He would mostly just wander out into the city and sing for tips.
I'm not sure he really got the hang of that either... Nathan, who are you singing for?
...Nathan?
Well, enough of that. What about the party I mentioned earlier? Skwisgaar and Charles both got invited to one since Skwisgaar is rather outgoing and Charles has many acquaintances from work. Unfortunately, when it came time for the party, both dethsims were fast asleep. I roused them. With minimal energy, they headed for the party.
Except Skwisgaar kind of left without Charles.
So Charles had to run there.
He arrived eventually.
The party wasn't much of a party. Aside from Skwisgaar and Charles, there were only three people. One gal and two dudes. I already had Skwisgaar hard at work seducing the only chick, Odine.
He's doing pretty well. He might just score tonight... wait...
WTF is happening back there?! What are you doing Charles?!
Okay. This is no longer a party. This is a race. They're both still extremely low on energy. Who's gonna get some before they pass out? Skwisgaar with Odine or Charles with... Romeo. Romeo the extremely flirty Sim who is also their host.
I love the only other partygoer in the middle there. His name is Devin and he's a party of one.
He's pulling out the big guns now.
Oooh, it's neck and neck.
Devin don't need no party. Devin is the party.
Skwisgaar makes his move.... denied.
Where are Charles and Romeo going? I must follow them.
You're just going to sit on the sidewalk? Okay... I wonder what Skwisgaar's doing.
WTF, Skwisgaar?! You're getting a drink? Where's Odine?!
Oh, there she is. Leaving with Devin. I hope you're happy.
The sun was coming up, and it was getting late. It was now or never. I told Charles to make his move... except Romeo headed back to his penthouse. I made Charles follow, trying to get him to ask to stay the night before it was too late.
Romeo kicked them both out before he got the chance.
Frustrated, I left Skwisgaar and Charles on their own. They just stood out in front of the apartments for a while, crestfallen... Then Skwisgaar paid Charles a compliment... which seemed kind of sweet until I realized it was from his flirty dialogue tree.... No, Skwisgaar.
What are you doing, Skwisgaar?
In making him flirty and charismatic, I've unintentionally given Skwisgaar slutty ADD... You know what? Fine. Go for it, Skwisgaar.
Nope.
Denied.
Dejected.
Chips.
Chiiiips.
...and then he pissed himself, which meant it was time to go home. So they called a cab.
But Skwisgaar decided to leave without Charles again.
It wasn't the best party.
But in a twist ending, Charles still managed to get back home first.
Skwisgaar passed out as soon as he left the taxi.
And unbeknownst to me, Charles had a motorcycle in his pocket.
The unhappiest motorcyclist.
Charles made it home just as as Skwisgaar was picking himself up off the sidewalk.
Murderface was waiting for him.
Today we'll take a look at the dethsim's daily habits. Also, Skwisgaar and Charles get invited to a fancy party.
So, what's an average day like for Simklok? Well, when left to their own devices...
Now you may be wondering, what about Murderface? Well, Murderface can usually be found, sans pants, doing one of two things...
A: watching television
or B: making Charles really uncomfortable
Charles is still the odd one out. He's the only dethsim who hasn't made friends with his housemates. Well, he did make one friend...
Charles is also the only dethsim with a steady job. Gigs don't pay much yet, so everyone pretty much lives off his income. Before forming Dethklok, Nathan did briefly attempt a career in singing.
His uniform wasn't very flattering, though.
...and dethsims can be so cruel. So he eventually quit.
It's just as well. He couldn't really get the hang of singing telegrams anyway.
He would mostly just wander out into the city and sing for tips.
I'm not sure he really got the hang of that either... Nathan, who are you singing for?
...Nathan?
Well, enough of that. What about the party I mentioned earlier? Skwisgaar and Charles both got invited to one since Skwisgaar is rather outgoing and Charles has many acquaintances from work. Unfortunately, when it came time for the party, both dethsims were fast asleep. I roused them. With minimal energy, they headed for the party.
Except Skwisgaar kind of left without Charles.
So Charles had to run there.
He arrived eventually.
The party wasn't much of a party. Aside from Skwisgaar and Charles, there were only three people. One gal and two dudes. I already had Skwisgaar hard at work seducing the only chick, Odine.
He's doing pretty well. He might just score tonight... wait...
WTF is happening back there?! What are you doing Charles?!
Okay. This is no longer a party. This is a race. They're both still extremely low on energy. Who's gonna get some before they pass out? Skwisgaar with Odine or Charles with... Romeo. Romeo the extremely flirty Sim who is also their host.
I love the only other partygoer in the middle there. His name is Devin and he's a party of one.
He's pulling out the big guns now.
Oooh, it's neck and neck.
Devin don't need no party. Devin is the party.
Skwisgaar makes his move.... denied.
Where are Charles and Romeo going? I must follow them.
You're just going to sit on the sidewalk? Okay... I wonder what Skwisgaar's doing.
WTF, Skwisgaar?! You're getting a drink? Where's Odine?!
Oh, there she is. Leaving with Devin. I hope you're happy.
The sun was coming up, and it was getting late. It was now or never. I told Charles to make his move... except Romeo headed back to his penthouse. I made Charles follow, trying to get him to ask to stay the night before it was too late.
Romeo kicked them both out before he got the chance.
Frustrated, I left Skwisgaar and Charles on their own. They just stood out in front of the apartments for a while, crestfallen... Then Skwisgaar paid Charles a compliment... which seemed kind of sweet until I realized it was from his flirty dialogue tree.... No, Skwisgaar.
What are you doing, Skwisgaar?
In making him flirty and charismatic, I've unintentionally given Skwisgaar slutty ADD... You know what? Fine. Go for it, Skwisgaar.
Nope.
Denied.
Dejected.
Chips.
Chiiiips.
...and then he pissed himself, which meant it was time to go home. So they called a cab.
But Skwisgaar decided to leave without Charles again.
It wasn't the best party.
But in a twist ending, Charles still managed to get back home first.
Skwisgaar passed out as soon as he left the taxi.
And unbeknownst to me, Charles had a motorcycle in his pocket.
The unhappiest motorcyclist.
Charles made it home just as as Skwisgaar was picking himself up off the sidewalk.
Murderface was waiting for him.