Pardon moi...
...it seems zhere 'as been a certain amount of unrest about. To zhat end, I 'ave prepared a modest dessert buffet for your enjoyment. (You will not zhe ommission of mercury iced cake- I 'ave learned my lesson on not serving purely decorative foodstuffs.) Please, enjoy, and do not be concerned- I 'ave been in zhe service of my beloved Dethklok for four years now, and I remain optimistic zhat things will blow over and all will be well.