Desperate Measures

[sabrelioness]

Originally posted by sabrelioness at Desperate Measures
Inspired by Going Downklok.  Pickles turned into a twitchy bitch with no sex or jacking off, didn't he? XD

I was going to end this drabble three sentences early, but then my brain decided it hated me, so keep the brain bleach on hand.

Comments

[habitbrokken]

Lol this is brilliant! I could see Charles doing something like this.

[wikdsushi]

OMG, YES! I'm going to accept this as headcanon now. :D Seriously, I love this more than is healthy. Charles allowing rumors about himself to hide more sinister secrets? Fucking badass.

And, uh, am I the only one who thinks Charles banging a RealDoll is kinda hot?

[sabrelioness]

You know . . . . I was going to have it just for illusion's sake, but . . . . .yeah, it is kind of hot.

[gingers4]

Funny, in-character and well-written story here. I can so picture Charles being mature enough not to care what anyone says/thinks about him. VERY attractive.

[sabrelioness]

Always XD

[embezzleismetal]

LOL. I seriously love your stories, so entertaining.

I agree that it's hilarious that Charles will "take one for the team" like that just to keep the more important stuff secret. He KNEW that the band would get curious and try to investigate it.

They were so cute trying to inspect it, and Pickles was so insistent about fucking it lmfao. The dialogue and interactions were priceless.

[sabrelioness]

I'd bet Charles has a lot of practice leading the band.

[sabrelioness]

Uh, no, Charles really did have a very high-priced sex doll in his closet. Originally it was in there just to give people something to gossip about so they didn't ask questions about more important things. But then at the end he decided to give her a go anyway.