Moar Dethsims
I admit it. I was bored tonight. Besides, these guys help to keep me focused on the important things like writing porn. XD
Um... This post has nekkid sims in it so I put it under explicit adult content. Now, by naked I do NOT mean sim heads floating over the haze screen that helps to keep the original game PG13 or whatever the fuck it is. I also do NOT mean that I took away the haze screen so that you can see their anatomically incorrect Barbie/Ken bodies... Oh no. When I say naked, I mean no haze screen and you can totally see their junk which was a bitch to download. So there ya go. I warned you. <3
I know, I know... You're all giving me the hairy eyeball. "Waz, you're such a pervert!" And I'm all like, "Pfffft. Yeah. I write Dethklok porn with big, fat guys and little bald, crazy dudes. And I totally get a girl boner... You guys know me!"
Anyway. Now that I've demoralized this once family friendly game you should totally watch them hump like wild rabbits in the shower I'll direct your attention to the
So after I uploaded my last post I decided that I should move the guys out of their shitty normal house. I mean, they're Dethklok. They deserve Mordhaus. (Don't get too excited. I'm shit at building houses.)
But at least I got the god damned thing to float. And you may or may not notice the house changing throughout the pictures. (drywall walls then stone, furniture and shit randomly appearing, ect.) I built as I went along. This is what it actually looks like right now.
Notice the addition, the pirate ship, the helicopter Hatred Copter... I worked on it all little by little.
At any rate, the guys were perfectly content to move.
Derpy family portrait is derptastic.
And as soon as they arrived they went about their normal routines.
"Uh. Hellos. You ams a GMILF. Dat's ams a grandmudder I woulds like to f-"
(And what the shit?! I moved them and that fucking dog followed!)
"You've got a dogface."
"Yeah? Well you schould take your thin lipsch and go make out with Glenn Closche."
"Ahfdensen, dood, where's tha beer? Ya know we can't stay here unless we gaht booze."
"Ah, well, there may not be any beer yet, Pickles, but there are other means."
Let there be weed. Lots and lots of weed. And it was only the finest hemp in Mordland, hence Offdensen offered to get sloppy with them.
They all enjoyed it, but only Murderface seemed to find the next level of existence.
In the next level of existence your eyes can roll all the way to the back of your head and you'll suffer no ill effects. He also mentioned something about tittyfish and piss as far as the eye could see but it was a little hard to make out.
Toki, on the other hand, was drawn to the beach.
"Oh boys! Dis ams goings to bes da bestest sandscastle evers!"
And then Murderface's bulldog, Bella, came over for some attention seeing as her master was still climbing through the levels of existence.
"Get the sticks, Bella!"
Then an adventure on the pirate ship was in order.
"Gives ups now! I ams goingks to disembowzelz you, you stupids wooden dummy!"
The other guys must have looked out the window or something because pretty soon they were all making their way out to the beach.
"Ah, Little Tokis. From way ups heres you ams even more patheticers!"
Murderface even fumbled his way out there. "I wanna drive!"
"Drink my pissch! I'm driving a pirate schip!"
(Ladies and gentlemen, behold. The murdergap.)
And then the guys all shambled over to the beach front itself. There, Skwisgaar and Pickles decided to sunbathe. Naked. Luckily the other guys are fairly open minded. And the sun went down like two seconds later.
Unfortunately, Pickles needs SPF for even the briefest of contact with the sun.
"Aw feck! I'm very Irish... American. Dis hurts, doods!"
(And no, his dick isn't purple you sicko's! That's just the poor lighting!)
Alright. That's all I have for now. Just figured I would share. Good night all. :)
Um... This post has nekkid sims in it so I put it under explicit adult content. Now, by naked I do NOT mean sim heads floating over the haze screen that helps to keep the original game PG13 or whatever the fuck it is. I also do NOT mean that I took away the haze screen so that you can see their anatomically incorrect Barbie/Ken bodies... Oh no. When I say naked, I mean no haze screen and you can totally see their junk which was a bitch to download. So there ya go. I warned you. <3
I know, I know... You're all giving me the hairy eyeball. "Waz, you're such a pervert!" And I'm all like, "Pfffft. Yeah. I write Dethklok porn with big, fat guys and little bald, crazy dudes. And I totally get a girl boner... You guys know me!"
Anyway. Now that I've demoralized this once family friendly game you should totally watch them hump like wild rabbits in the shower I'll direct your attention to the
So after I uploaded my last post I decided that I should move the guys out of their shitty normal house. I mean, they're Dethklok. They deserve Mordhaus. (Don't get too excited. I'm shit at building houses.)
But at least I got the god damned thing to float. And you may or may not notice the house changing throughout the pictures. (drywall walls then stone, furniture and shit randomly appearing, ect.) I built as I went along. This is what it actually looks like right now.
Notice the addition, the pirate ship, the helicopter Hatred Copter... I worked on it all little by little.
At any rate, the guys were perfectly content to move.
Derpy family portrait is derptastic.
And as soon as they arrived they went about their normal routines.
"Uh. Hellos. You ams a GMILF. Dat's ams a grandmudder I woulds like to f-"
(And what the shit?! I moved them and that fucking dog followed!)
"You've got a dogface."
"Yeah? Well you schould take your thin lipsch and go make out with Glenn Closche."
"Ahfdensen, dood, where's tha beer? Ya know we can't stay here unless we gaht booze."
"Ah, well, there may not be any beer yet, Pickles, but there are other means."
Let there be weed. Lots and lots of weed. And it was only the finest hemp in Mordland, hence Offdensen offered to get sloppy with them.
They all enjoyed it, but only Murderface seemed to find the next level of existence.
In the next level of existence your eyes can roll all the way to the back of your head and you'll suffer no ill effects. He also mentioned something about tittyfish and piss as far as the eye could see but it was a little hard to make out.
Toki, on the other hand, was drawn to the beach.
"Oh boys! Dis ams goings to bes da bestest sandscastle evers!"
And then Murderface's bulldog, Bella, came over for some attention seeing as her master was still climbing through the levels of existence.
"Get the sticks, Bella!"
Then an adventure on the pirate ship was in order.
"Gives ups now! I ams goingks to disembowzelz you, you stupids wooden dummy!"
The other guys must have looked out the window or something because pretty soon they were all making their way out to the beach.
"Ah, Little Tokis. From way ups heres you ams even more patheticers!"
Murderface even fumbled his way out there. "I wanna drive!"
"Drink my pissch! I'm driving a pirate schip!"
(Ladies and gentlemen, behold. The murdergap.)
And then the guys all shambled over to the beach front itself. There, Skwisgaar and Pickles decided to sunbathe. Naked. Luckily the other guys are fairly open minded. And the sun went down like two seconds later.
Unfortunately, Pickles needs SPF for even the briefest of contact with the sun.
"Aw feck! I'm very Irish... American. Dis hurts, doods!"
(And no, his dick isn't purple you sicko's! That's just the poor lighting!)
Alright. That's all I have for now. Just figured I would share. Good night all. :)