HAY I'M NEW
WELL HAY THARE, I SEE THAT CAPSLOCKDETHKLOK IS THE PLACE TO BE. I SEE NOBODY IS ACTUALLY USING ALL CAPS HOWEVER, SO I THINK I'LL STOP NOW TOO FOR FEAR IT SEEMING LIKE I'M SHOUTING AT EVERY BODY.
Okay, how's that? Better?
Cools. I bring you a really small drabble and some fan art! Which is NSFW.
The quivering mass of flesh was now loudly snoring amongst the pink spotted sheets. After riding on Skwisgaar's terrifying 10 inch boner the sassy GMLIF fell into a dead sleep. Now she would not be stirred nor moved.
"Aw man, the bitch didn't even get 'round to me before she dropped off!" Melward exclaimed in dismay.
"Is a shame she was ones hots slut!" Skwisgaar exclaimed uncharacteristically giddily, almost dizzy from finally excitement of acquiring a true pal.
"Damn, I can't believe I didn't get to hit that shit. Now what am I going to do about my hard-on?"
"Ja! What's youse goings to do?"
Melward gave a look that implied that he was suddenly thinking very ~hard~ about his dilemma indeed for about 3 seconds when his eyebrows shot up like a man confronted with an all answering epiphany.
"Hey! I think I have an idea dude! Seeing as I was the one that pulled this fucking sizzling GMLIF and you just got your rocks off, how about you be a super good pal and blow me off?"
The guitarist's eyes shot open and starred not-quite-parallel into space for what seemed like a far too long to translate and comprehend a simple sentence before looking over to his companion with a wry smirk.
"Ja, okay."
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I dunno lol. Writing hurts meeee... YOU CAN FINISH IT IF YOU WANT TO. Why are those horrible sheets there? lol I also dunno, I was also going to draw the GMLIF but completely forgot and drew Ofdensen instead, d'oh!
Also, if you want MOAR I post all things dethklok at my y!gallery. If you don't have an account (just get an account, you don't need to contribute anything yourself), I post most things
Okay, how's that? Better?
Cools. I bring you a really small drabble and some fan art! Which is NSFW.
The quivering mass of flesh was now loudly snoring amongst the pink spotted sheets. After riding on Skwisgaar's terrifying 10 inch boner the sassy GMLIF fell into a dead sleep. Now she would not be stirred nor moved.
"Aw man, the bitch didn't even get 'round to me before she dropped off!" Melward exclaimed in dismay.
"Is a shame she was ones hots slut!" Skwisgaar exclaimed uncharacteristically giddily, almost dizzy from finally excitement of acquiring a true pal.
"Damn, I can't believe I didn't get to hit that shit. Now what am I going to do about my hard-on?"
"Ja! What's youse goings to do?"
Melward gave a look that implied that he was suddenly thinking very ~hard~ about his dilemma indeed for about 3 seconds when his eyebrows shot up like a man confronted with an all answering epiphany.
"Hey! I think I have an idea dude! Seeing as I was the one that pulled this fucking sizzling GMLIF and you just got your rocks off, how about you be a super good pal and blow me off?"
The guitarist's eyes shot open and starred not-quite-parallel into space for what seemed like a far too long to translate and comprehend a simple sentence before looking over to his companion with a wry smirk.
"Ja, okay."
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I dunno lol. Writing hurts meeee... YOU CAN FINISH IT IF YOU WANT TO. Why are those horrible sheets there? lol I also dunno, I was also going to draw the GMLIF but completely forgot and drew Ofdensen instead, d'oh!
Also, if you want MOAR I post all things dethklok at my y!gallery. If you don't have an account (just get an account, you don't need to contribute anything yourself), I post most things