It's the off season! Post pictures of your totally awsome and brutal pets.
It's the off season right now. No new episodes airing anytime soon. So, let's make our own fun.
Post pictures of totally awesome and brutal pets in the comments. If you're allergic to real animals, post a brutal artificial pet, living plant, or artificial plant e.g. a creepy plush bat, a totally metal robot dog, or a freaky fern (that seriously does a lot of cocaine).
I know some of you have named pets after Metalocalypse characters, but even if your ferret is named Callum instead of Charles, it's totally cool to post a picture of Callum the Wicked Weasel.
Feel free to share stories about your pet if it has done anything totally epic or lulzy like that cat who survived over a month locked in a shipping crate or that Irish dog who smokes a tobacco pipe.
I'm totally allergic to cats and most other fluffy pets. If I wasn't allergic to cats I'd probably hoard thousands of them in my apartment. Which would be totally brutal in all of the wrongest ways.
So here's my most brutal stuffed critter, a head crab. Head crabs are nasty and annoying little monsters from the Half-Life video game series. My boyfriend and I both love Half-Life 2, but he is totally afraid of my plush head crab. If I leave it on the bed, later on, I always find it across the room on the floor. If he's tired and happens to see it he usually says something like, "Please take it away! I really don't like it!". It amuses me to no end that a 29 year old man is so disturbed by a plush beastie.
Post pictures of totally awesome and brutal pets in the comments. If you're allergic to real animals, post a brutal artificial pet, living plant, or artificial plant e.g. a creepy plush bat, a totally metal robot dog, or a freaky fern (that seriously does a lot of cocaine).
I know some of you have named pets after Metalocalypse characters, but even if your ferret is named Callum instead of Charles, it's totally cool to post a picture of Callum the Wicked Weasel.
Feel free to share stories about your pet if it has done anything totally epic or lulzy like that cat who survived over a month locked in a shipping crate or that Irish dog who smokes a tobacco pipe.
I'm totally allergic to cats and most other fluffy pets. If I wasn't allergic to cats I'd probably hoard thousands of them in my apartment. Which would be totally brutal in all of the wrongest ways.
So here's my most brutal stuffed critter, a head crab. Head crabs are nasty and annoying little monsters from the Half-Life video game series. My boyfriend and I both love Half-Life 2, but he is totally afraid of my plush head crab. If I leave it on the bed, later on, I always find it across the room on the floor. If he's tired and happens to see it he usually says something like, "Please take it away! I really don't like it!". It amuses me to no end that a 29 year old man is so disturbed by a plush beastie.