I AM HERE BECAUSE HERE IS A GATHERING OF MANY MORTALS WHO ARE VERY INTRIGUING TO ME. SOME I HAVE EVEN SEEN ON OCCASION. OTHERS I HAVE NOT.
I WILL GIVE YOU ONE VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION.
BE GOOD TO CATS. CATS ARE NICE.
EDIT: DO NOT KICK OR STEP ON SNAKES. THEY ARE NOT CUDDLY AND DO NOT PURR, BUT THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO. ALSO, IF YOU DO THAT,
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Okay, yeah, but 'Crawly' doesn't work well in the modern day. Crowley and...
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Okay, I know I'm going to spend the rest of eternity and then some regretting asking this but, 'Bill'?
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CROW LEE SOUNDS AWFUL. CRAWLY ROLLS OFF THE METAPHORICAL TONGUE MORE EASILY.
BILL IS ONE OF THE NAMES. I WAS TOLD THERE WAS NO MR. SKY, SO I AM BILL DOOR.
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Crowley sounds hot and sleek, though. Like shiny new technology and stuff. All about me, that.
.......Right. Have you had one of your funny turns again?
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I HAD TO BE A BILL OR A TOM OR A BRUCE. I CHOSE THE FIRST ONE. IT MAKES PEOPLE SCREAM LESS. I WAS A REAPER. I EVEN HAD MY OWN LITTLE HOURGLASS WITH SAND IN. IT WAS GOLD. I HAD TIME TO SPEND. BESIDES. I LIKE HOW BILL DOOR SOUNDS.
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.........Definately one of those funny turns again, then. I'd be careful, people might start talking.
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