COWER MORTALS

Aug 08, 2008 15:50

 I AM HERE BECAUSE HERE IS A GATHERING OF MANY MORTALS WHO ARE VERY INTRIGUING TO ME.  SOME I HAVE EVEN SEEN ON OCCASION.  OTHERS I HAVE NOT.

I WILL GIVE YOU ONE VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION.

BE GOOD TO CATS.  CATS ARE NICE.

EDIT: DO NOT KICK OR STEP ON SNAKES.  THEY ARE NOT CUDDLY AND DO NOT PURR, BUT THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO.  ALSO, IF YOU DO THAT, ( Read more... )

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 19:58:16 UTC
All the possible messages in the cosmos and you ask them to be nice to cats?

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 19:59:20 UTC
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, CRAWLY.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:00:29 UTC
Well, I guess so. Not like you couldn't have added 'and snakes' to the end of that or anything. Please don't call me that.

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 20:05:15 UTC
SNAKES DO NOT PURR. WHY NOT? IT IS YOUR NAME.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:07:22 UTC
Well....no. But snakes still need the love too. It's not 'me'.

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 20:17:43 UTC
IT IS WHAT YOU WERE NAMED. I WOULD BE WILLING TO CALL YOU THIS... CROW LEE IF YOU WILL CALL ME BILL.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:24:54 UTC
Thanks for the edit, the serpentine world is greatful.

Okay, yeah, but 'Crawly' doesn't work well in the modern day. Crowley and...

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Okay, I know I'm going to spend the rest of eternity and then some regretting asking this but, 'Bill'?

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 20:31:37 UTC
YOU ARE AMUSING ENOUGH, IT WAS A SIMPLE THING TO DO.

CROW LEE SOUNDS AWFUL. CRAWLY ROLLS OFF THE METAPHORICAL TONGUE MORE EASILY.

BILL IS ONE OF THE NAMES. I WAS TOLD THERE WAS NO MR. SKY, SO I AM BILL DOOR.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:38:01 UTC
I'm going to pretend that was a comliment.

Crowley sounds hot and sleek, though. Like shiny new technology and stuff. All about me, that.

.......Right. Have you had one of your funny turns again?

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 20:40:52 UTC
THEN I MAY CALL YOU CROW LEE.

I HAD TO BE A BILL OR A TOM OR A BRUCE. I CHOSE THE FIRST ONE. IT MAKES PEOPLE SCREAM LESS. I WAS A REAPER. I EVEN HAD MY OWN LITTLE HOURGLASS WITH SAND IN. IT WAS GOLD. I HAD TIME TO SPEND. BESIDES. I LIKE HOW BILL DOOR SOUNDS.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:43:25 UTC
Crowley. One word.

.........Definately one of those funny turns again, then. I'd be careful, people might start talking.

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 20:47:38 UTC
PEOPLE TALK ALL THE TIME, CROW LEE. THEY USE MUSCLES AND TENDONS AND GLANDS AND THINGS.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 20:53:35 UTC
I meant they'd be talking about YOU. You have been having a lot of funny turns lately. More so in the last few centuries.

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 21:19:18 UTC
THE LAST FEW CENTURIES HAVE BEEN INTERESTING.

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downwardsaunter August 8 2008, 21:23:45 UTC
Yes, they have. I can't help but notice they've been making you act a little.... off as of late.

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capslockophile August 8 2008, 21:30:33 UTC
THE UNAPOCOLYPSE WAS FUN.

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