COWER MORTALS

[capslockophile]

 I AM HERE BECAUSE HERE IS A GATHERING OF MANY MORTALS WHO ARE VERY INTRIGUING TO ME.  SOME I HAVE EVEN SEEN ON OCCASION.  OTHERS I HAVE NOT.

I WILL GIVE YOU ONE VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTION.

BE GOOD TO CATS.  CATS ARE NICE.

EDIT: DO NOT KICK OR STEP ON SNAKES.  THEY ARE NOT CUDDLY AND DO NOT PURR, BUT THEY HAVE FEELINGS, TOO.  ALSO, IF YOU DO THAT,

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[thedashinghero]

.............

[capslockophile]

HELLO, ONE I SEE FAR TOO OFTEN.

[thedashinghero]

Yeah, anything we can do about that?

[capslockophile]

NOT YET, ONE I SEE FAR TOO OFTEN.

... THAT TAKES LONGER TO WRITE THAN IT DOES TO SAY. I WILL NOW CALL YOU BOE FACE.

AS I WAS SAYING. NOT YET. ONE DAY, BUT IT IS NOT NOW.

[thedashinghero]

You can just call me Jack, you know, no one's called me the Face of Boe for ages. XD

...Any estimate on when?

[capslockophile]

IT IS CLOSER TO YOUR NAME THAN THIS 'JACK' IS, BOE FACE.

TIME IS INCONSEQUENTIAL.

[thedashinghero]

...You know my name?

Maybe to you. :P