EXORCISM ETIQUETTE
IT BUGS ME THAT PRIESTS NEVER COME TO EXORCISMS WEARING ANY TYPE OF PROTECTIVE GEAR. I MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY DO IN REAL LIFE OR IF EXORCISMS ARE EVEN REAL BUT BY THIS POINT IN MOVIES THEY SHOULD BE IN HAZMAT SUITS OR AT THE VERY LEAST A HELMET. IT'S SO INSANE THAT THEY JUST SHOW UP IN THEIR ROBE WITH THEIR WHOLE HEAD AND HANDS EXPOSED. LIKE BUDDY YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG HOOPLA AND THE PATIENT WILL CLAW AT YOU, SPIT, LUNGE, STAB, LEVITATE YOU AND SEND YOU SOARING ACROSS THE ROOM. ALL YOU HAVE IS WATER? NO. ABSURD.
IN PRIEST SCHOOL DON'T THEY PRACTICE EXORCISMS IN GYM CLASS? IF I HIRED ONE TO COME TO MY HOUSE I'D MAKE THEM WEAR A FOOTBALL UNIFORM. YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
AND THEN THEY ALWAYS LEAN IN SUPER CLOSE TO THE PERSON AND ACT LIKE THEY'RE NOT ABOUT TO BE EATEN. UNSAFE. I WOULD LEAVE BAD REVIEWS FOR THEM ON YELP. ANYWAY CATHOLICISM SHOULD BE CANCELLED BUT FOR MORE REASONS THAN THIS.