LIVEJOURNAL.
ONE GOOD THING THAT HAS COME FROM KEEPING THIS JOURNAL IS THAT I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN CHURNING OUT A LOT OF MATERIAL FROM MY DUMB IDEAS AND USING IT ON STAGE LIKE THE CHOICES APP, GHOSTS, MY MEDIOCRE BAKE SHOP, QUARANTINE BLUNDERS ETC. I GUESS I HAVE MOSTLY BEEN USING THIS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME WAY I USE MY JOKE NOTEBOOK BUT LONGER FORM.
THE JOKES HAVE ALL BEEN WORKING REALLY WELL TOO HOWEVER THE ONE THING THAT HASN'T BEEN HITTING AT ALL IS MENTIONING THIS JOURNAL.
NOBODY KNOWS OR CARES ABOUT LIVEJOURNAL. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS SURPRISED ME SO MUCH BUT IT DID. USUALLY IF YOU THROW OUT SOME KIND OF '90S OR '00S REFERENCE LIKE MYSPACE OR NEOPETS OR SOMETHING PEOPLE LOSE THEIR MINDS, THEY LOVE THAT SHIT WHICH MAKES IT AN EASY WAY TO CONNECT. IT WASN'T THE PUNCHLINE BUT IT WAS ONE OF THREE LEAD UP REFERENCES DESCRIBING WHAT I'VE BEEN UP TO IN QUARANTINE AND IT CONSISTENTLY GOT NOTHING.
I'LL TRY A JOKE OR PARTS OF A JOKE THAT ARE MEANT TO JUST SPARK INTEREST OR BE 'HEH' FUNNY 3-4 TIMES BEFORE RETIRING IT OUT OF DEFEAT. I THOUGHT THAT MOST OF THE AUDIENCES SEEMED OLD ENOUGH TO BE FAMILIAR WITH LIVEJOURNAL BUT MAYBE NOT. OR WORSE, THEY JUST DON'T CARE!!!!!
BUT THEN I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND REALIZED IT WASN'T LIKE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD TO WRITE IN AN INTERNET JOURNAL I GUESS. MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO EVEN READ MY JOURNAL WERE PEOPLE I MET ONLINE PLUS A FEW REAL LIFE FRIENDS WHO LEFT COMMENTS TO TROLL ME.
OH WELL IT BARELY MATTERS NOW ANYWAY BECAUSE WE'RE LOCKING DOWN AGAIN. I HAVE TWO PODCASTS COMIN' OUT IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS AND I GUESS I SHOULD FIGURE OUT YOUTUBE SINCE THE INTERNET WILL BE MY LIVELIHOOD AGAIN. HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE MY CAT FAMOUS.
BYE!