THERE YOU ARE, PETER.
GREAT, THANKS FOR HOLDING.
WELL WHAT HAPPENED WAS I'VE BEEN WRITING ALL OVER THE INTERNET SINCE I WAS 18 AND I NEVER STOPPED, I JUST KEPT MOVING AROUND TO DIFFERENT SECRET PLACES, PSST PSST.
THEY ALL FEEL STRANGE NOW THOUGH AND PEOPLE HAD AN EXPECTATION OF HOW AND WHAT I WROTE AND I SUDDENLY HATED THAT.
I DID USED TO WRITE HERE A LOT THOUGH IN THE OLDEN DAYS OF YORE AND YESTERYEARS YEEEEEP YEP YEP. I ACTUALLY COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS THING WAS STILL KICKIN' AROUND, I JUST GUESSED THE PASSWORD. ALL OF THE ENTRIES IN HERE WERE MORTIFYING SO I PRIVATIZED THEM AND CHANGED THE USERNAME.
SO I THINK I AM WRITING TO NOBODY WHICH MAYBE IS GOOD. I GET SICK OF WRITING/TALKING ABOUT MY PUBLIC LIFE AND WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK TO MY DIGITAL ROOTS OF BEING A COMPLETE IMBECILE AND WRITING FUNNY STORIES/THOUGHTS IN ALL CAPS WHICH IS MY SPECIALTY, A CRAFT THAT I HAVE BEEN HONING ON FACEBOOK AND PRIVATE MESSAGES FOR OVER 10 YEARS NOW. I HAVE MANY GLOWING REFERENCES AND PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS.
IF ANYONE DOES END UP READING THIS, I DO HAVE A FEW HOUSE RULES:
1.) KEEP YOUR SHOES ON IT'S FINE.
2.) PLEASE DON'T LEAVE A COMMENT SAYING "WHY ARE YOU YELLING?" FIRST OF ALL IT'S NOT YELLING, THAT'S SO REDUCTIVE AND OFFENSIVE TO MY *ART*. IT'S NOT 1997 CAPS LOCK HAS EVOLVED INTO MORE NUANCED MEANING, PLUS IT WON'T NECESSARILY ALWAYS BE CAPS THE ENTIRE TIME. SOMETIMES IT WILL NEED TO START LOWER CASE AND THEN RAMP UP AND CRESCENDO AND DEVOLVE AND HUP-HUP-HWAAAAAAAH! DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, YOU'LL SEE. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
SOMETIMES I STILL THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT I WAS DURING THE TIME I WROTE IN HERE AND I WINCE SO HARD I LAY AN EGG.
OH WELL. TIME HAS PASSED AS IT DOES. I THINK I TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD. L;OIUYTG