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[capslockchords]

SCORE.

My dad just told me to get ready to leave- we're going to that police auction at the park today! Haha, this is an awesome end to Spring Break, I was so convinced he wasn't going to let me go, let alone TAKE me.

We're probably not going to buy anything, because owning something a criminal once did is... kind of weird I think, but this is gonna

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[alphashifu]

Hey, you never know what you might find, kid. You might see something that blasts the hair off your head.

And every dollar goes toward improving the prisons, doesn't it? In a way you're just donating money to the penal system, since this is all stuff that they have to get rid of regardless.

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[capslockchords]

Last week I would have agreed with you, but... since talking to some people around the online community...

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[capslockchords]

Giving out mani-pedis is kind of overboard in the "nice" department already.

[alphashifu]

Mani-pedis? Like manicures and pedicures? Who in the world told you that? An inmate?

[capslockchords]

Yeah.

I thought it was pretty absurd but way too many people seemed to be on board with the idea for it to be a total lie.

[alphashifu]

Well, I won't tell you not to believe it, but that's something you should check into for yourself, right? It's every citizen's duty to understand their own justice system.

[capslockchords]

Thanks, I plan to.

[splittingsides]

Pfffahahahaha! You took my comment seriously?! Boy, you're one gullible kid!

[capslockchords]

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