APRIL FOOLS? I AIN'T NO FOOL.

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SO, LIKE, TODAY, I JUMPED OFF A SKYSCRAPER AND LIVED.
...YEAH, THAT WAS MY JOKE. I'M NOT VERY FUNNY!
I HAVE A HORRIBLE STOMACHACHE.
I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FOOD YESTERDAY. LET'S SEE... I HAD... UH.
I FORGOT EXACTLY, BUT FOR LUNCH I MADE SOMETHING SIMILAR TO RAMEN AND DINNER WAS PIZZA. YEAH. I'M SO HEALTHY.