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ME: (READING OUT THE PAPER AND GIGGLING) "I DON'T LIKE MOST OF THE THINGS I HEAR, BUT AT LEAST I NO LONGER HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN TO TELL THEM WHAT RUBBISH THEY'RE WATCHING."
MATT (BROTHER): WHO WAS THAT?
ME: (HANDS OVER PAPER) PETE TOWNSHEND.
MATT: (READS) THAT'S NOT VERY NICE, MOCKING HIM FOR HAVING A HEARING AID.
ME: THIS IS MR "HOPE-I-DIE-BEFORE-I-GET-OLD" THOUGH.
MATT: TRUE.
ME: OH MR. TOWNSHEND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR BUS PASS AND HEARING AID.
MATT: (LOOKS AT ME WEIRD).
IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT IN THE PAPER BUT I WILL SCAN IT IF THE SCANNER WORKS AND PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT.
MATT (BROTHER): WHO WAS THAT?
ME: (HANDS OVER PAPER) PETE TOWNSHEND.
MATT: (READS) THAT'S NOT VERY NICE, MOCKING HIM FOR HAVING A HEARING AID.
ME: THIS IS MR "HOPE-I-DIE-BEFORE-I-GET-OLD" THOUGH.
MATT: TRUE.
ME: OH MR. TOWNSHEND, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR BUS PASS AND HEARING AID.
MATT: (LOOKS AT ME WEIRD).
IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT IN THE PAPER BUT I WILL SCAN IT IF THE SCANNER WORKS AND PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT.