I WANT TO DO PENANCE!! (NSFW)

[sarah_pixen]

OH HEY, SO GUESS WHAT? I'VE BEEN IN THE CAPSLOCK COMMUNITIES FOR A WHILE NOW, AND KNOW THE ONE THING I'VE NEVER DONE? ...LAPSLOCK. THAT'S RIGHT. I HAVE NEVER ONCE DONE THAT MAGICAL YET BLASPHEMOUS THING THAT IS LAPSLOCKING. AND THUS I HAVE NEVER HAD THE HUMILIATING, FACEPALMING JOY OF DOING PENANCE!

WELL, KNOW WHAT? I HAVE ONE THING I'D LIKE TO SAY ABOUT THIS MATTER;

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...OMGOMGOMGOMG!! LAPSLOCK! LAPSLOCK, LAPSLOOOOOCKKKKK!!!!
I DEMAND PENANCE!! PENANCEEEE!

OKAY, OKAY, I HAVE MY PENANCE- GEEZ, STOP YELLING AT ME.

IT BETTER BE PORNY, YOU BAD LAPSER!!

IT IS! GEEZ! ......FREAK... >_>

SO YEAH ----> NSFW



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(SINCE ULQUI'S 2ND RELEASE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY DANGLY BITS IN THE MANGA, I HAVE DECIDED THAT IN THIS PICTURE, HE HAS A "SHEATH" THING GOING ON. ALSO, A LONG TIME AGO, SOMEONE ASKED FOR DOUBLE-PENETRATION WITH ULQUI'S TAIL... THIS IS IT.)

HERE IS MY PENANCE; HALF-DONE PORN FOR YOU.

WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT. BUT MY PENANCE IS INCOMPLETE! COME ON, CAPSLOCK ULQUIORI! ASSIGN ME MORE PENANCE! I SHALL DO MY BEST TO FULFILL THESE DEMANDS AND PRESENT THEM TO THE MUCH HOLY AND GREATER THEN THOU- ER, I MEAN ME- CAPSLOCK ULQUIORI.

IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING JUST WHAT THE HECK I'M DOING... XD I AM ASKING *YOU* TO GIVE ME IDEAS FOR PICTURES. ...WHILE ATTEMPTING TO AMUSE YOU. SO C'MON!
...YOU MAY ALSO SERIOUSLY ASSIGN ME YOUR OWN PENANCE, IF YOU WANT, BECAUSE I'M QUITE SURE MY OWN 'PENACE' DOESN'T COUNT...