EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN
ASSORTED AZULA QUOTES. WITH THE WORD IN BED ATTACHED. A RESULT OF THE COMMENTS ON MY PICSPAM.
(NOTE THAT THE CANON PART IS IN LAPSLOCK, AS IT IS A QUOTE ON THE SHOW. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS AGREED ON CAPSLOCK_ATLA THAT IF SOMETHING IS BEING QUOTED, LAPSLOCK IS ALLOWED. FANON STARTS AT THE CAPSLOCK. IF SARAJAYECHAN DECLARES LAPSLOCK IS STILL NOT ALLOWED, I WILL POST MY FAIL!TYZULA/MAIKO/THE BEACH PARALLELS COMIC. HECK, I MAY POST IT ANYWAY.)
THE AVATAR STATE
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Azula: Like I've never done that before. IN BED. WITH TY LEE.
ZUKO: *IMAGINES THE LESBIAN HOTNESS* *REALIZES HIS SISTER IS INVOLVED* *DIES*
AZULA: OH NOES, NOBODY IS LEFT TO TEACH TEH AVATAR FIREBENDING. I WIN. TY LEE, LET'S CELEBRATE! IN BED!
RETURN TO OMASHU
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Ty Lee: Well, Azula called a little louder.
AZULA: IN BED!
MAI: *FAINTS* *DIES*
ZUTARA: *HAPPENS*
SHOW: *CANCELLED*
FANBRATS: *DIE HAPPY FOR VARIOUS REASONS*
ZUKO ALONE
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Azula: See, I told you it would work. IN BED.
TY LEE: ...HUH?
AZULA: UH, I HEARD DAD SAY THAT TO MOM ONCE. WHEN I WAS A KID. WANNA FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS? IN BED?
TY LEE: YSPLZ.
THE CHASE
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Azula: I'm not going anywhere. EXCEPT MAYBE INTO BED.
ZUKO AND AANG: *BOTH DIE*
AZULA: TY LEE! WE'VE WON! WE WILL BE THE WORLD'S STRONGEST COUPLE AND DOMINATE THE EARTH!
TY LEE: IN BED? I'M OKAY WITH THAT!
THE DRILL
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Azula: Follow them, the Avatar is mine. IN BED.
TY LEE: WHAT?
AZULA: ...UH...
TY LEE: *JUMPS OVER, INCAPACITATES AANG, STOPS HIS HEART WITH A NERVE JAB*
MAI: THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
TY LEE: THE POWER OF LOVE!
AZULA: CORNY, BUT I'LL TAKE MY VICTORIES WHERE I CAN.
APPA'S LOST DAYS
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Azula: That's good, you should be! LIKE TY LEE IS IN BED!
MAI: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT.
AZULA: *QUICK LIGHTNING JAB*
GOOD: *WINS*
AZULA: NOOOO! *THRASH*
TY LEE: DON'T WORRY, AZULA! I'LL REDEEM YOU!
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Azula: It's a wonder my brother hasn't captured you yet. IN BED.
SUKI: BUT I NO IS KATARA. OR MAI.
MAI: ...OH, COME ON. THAT'S SUCH A LOW BLOW. *THROWS KNIFE THROUGH SUKI'S HEART*
SOKKA: *LATER DISCOVERS AND TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE*
TOPH: *STOPS*
TOKKA, TYZULA, KATAANG, AND MAIKO: *LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER*
THE EARTH KING
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Azula: We are the Earth King's humble servants. IN BED.
TY LEE: HEY, THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE DEAL.
DANGEROUS LADIES: *ARE DISCOVERED NOT TO BE KYOSHI WARRIORS MUCH SOONER*
ZUTARA CAVE MOMENT: *HAPPENS*
ZUKO: *HEEL FACE TURNS AT THE RIGHT MOMENT LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE*
AANG'S WOUNDING: *DOES NOT HAPPEN*
EXCESSIVE FILLER: *DOES NOT HAPPEN*
THE GURU
-
Azula: It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you. IN BED.
TY LEE: LIKE ME! *WAVES*
NOTHING: *REALLY CHANGES*
THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY
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Azula: Zuko, when you return home, father will honor you as a war hero. IN BED.
ZUKO: ...EVEN DAD'S NOT THAT SICK.
THE BEACH
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Azula: Let's try it. IN BED.
TY LEE: YES, LET US "BRAID EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND TELL STORIES". IN BED.
NIGHTMARES AND DAYDREAMS
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Azula: Hello, Zu-zu. If you've come for a royal hair combing, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. IN BED. WITH MAI.
CENSORS: *CONSIDER WHAT IT'S ALREADY HEAVILY IMPLIED ZUKO DID WITH MAI IN THIS EPISODE* *KEEP THE LINE IN*
THE DAY OF BLACK SUN, PART 2: THE ECLIPSE
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Aang: Where is he? Where is the Fire Lord?
Azula: Hm, you mean I'm not good enough for you? IN BED?
TY LEE: IT IS HE WHO IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH IN BED FOR YOU! HIYAH!
AANG: *DIES*
TOPH: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED AANG!
SOKKA: YOU BASTARD!
AZULA: WHATEVER. *SHOOTS LIGHTNING*
TOPH: SOKKA, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED-
SOKKA: *DIES*
TOPH: DAMNIT.
EVIL: *EVENTUALLY WINS*
TYZULA: *CELEBRATES*
AZULA: ...IN BED.
THE BOILING ROCK, PART 2
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Warden: (turns his head to the door) Who told you to interrupt me! (his eyes widen and camera cuts to an area in the room facing the door. Azula is standing at the doorway. The guards bow down in respect)
Azula: I did. (Ty Lee can be seen behind her)
Warden: (Cut to Azula with her arms akimbo, amused) Princess Azula. Uh, it is an honor (Azula and Ty Lee walk into the room) to welcome you to the Fire Nation's most exemplary prison. I didn't realize (stands up) you were coming.
Azula: IN BED!
TYZULA: *HIGH FIVE*
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Bully Guard: It wasn't me. (Cut to an area behind the guard’s head)
Warden: Quiet you. (points to the guard)
Azula: You're wasting your time. (turns and walks to the door) That's not one of them.
Warden: (stunned) How do you know?
Azula: (Cut to Azula) Because I'm a people person. IN BED.
TY LEE: SHE IS.
(NOTE THAT THE CANON PART IS IN LAPSLOCK, AS IT IS A QUOTE ON THE SHOW. I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS AGREED ON CAPSLOCK_ATLA THAT IF SOMETHING IS BEING QUOTED, LAPSLOCK IS ALLOWED. FANON STARTS AT THE CAPSLOCK. IF SARAJAYECHAN DECLARES LAPSLOCK IS STILL NOT ALLOWED, I WILL POST MY FAIL!TYZULA/MAIKO/THE BEACH PARALLELS COMIC. HECK, I MAY POST IT ANYWAY.)
THE AVATAR STATE
-
Azula: Like I've never done that before. IN BED. WITH TY LEE.
ZUKO: *IMAGINES THE LESBIAN HOTNESS* *REALIZES HIS SISTER IS INVOLVED* *DIES*
AZULA: OH NOES, NOBODY IS LEFT TO TEACH TEH AVATAR FIREBENDING. I WIN. TY LEE, LET'S CELEBRATE! IN BED!
RETURN TO OMASHU
-
Ty Lee: Well, Azula called a little louder.
AZULA: IN BED!
MAI: *FAINTS* *DIES*
ZUTARA: *HAPPENS*
SHOW: *CANCELLED*
FANBRATS: *DIE HAPPY FOR VARIOUS REASONS*
ZUKO ALONE
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Azula: See, I told you it would work. IN BED.
TY LEE: ...HUH?
AZULA: UH, I HEARD DAD SAY THAT TO MOM ONCE. WHEN I WAS A KID. WANNA FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS? IN BED?
TY LEE: YSPLZ.
THE CHASE
-
Azula: I'm not going anywhere. EXCEPT MAYBE INTO BED.
ZUKO AND AANG: *BOTH DIE*
AZULA: TY LEE! WE'VE WON! WE WILL BE THE WORLD'S STRONGEST COUPLE AND DOMINATE THE EARTH!
TY LEE: IN BED? I'M OKAY WITH THAT!
THE DRILL
-
Azula: Follow them, the Avatar is mine. IN BED.
TY LEE: WHAT?
AZULA: ...UH...
TY LEE: *JUMPS OVER, INCAPACITATES AANG, STOPS HIS HEART WITH A NERVE JAB*
MAI: THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
TY LEE: THE POWER OF LOVE!
AZULA: CORNY, BUT I'LL TAKE MY VICTORIES WHERE I CAN.
APPA'S LOST DAYS
-
Azula: That's good, you should be! LIKE TY LEE IS IN BED!
MAI: THAT MAKES NO SENSE AND IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT.
AZULA: *QUICK LIGHTNING JAB*
GOOD: *WINS*
AZULA: NOOOO! *THRASH*
TY LEE: DON'T WORRY, AZULA! I'LL REDEEM YOU!
-
Azula: It's a wonder my brother hasn't captured you yet. IN BED.
SUKI: BUT I NO IS KATARA. OR MAI.
MAI: ...OH, COME ON. THAT'S SUCH A LOW BLOW. *THROWS KNIFE THROUGH SUKI'S HEART*
SOKKA: *LATER DISCOVERS AND TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE*
TOPH: *STOPS*
TOKKA, TYZULA, KATAANG, AND MAIKO: *LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER*
THE EARTH KING
-
Azula: We are the Earth King's humble servants. IN BED.
TY LEE: HEY, THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE DEAL.
DANGEROUS LADIES: *ARE DISCOVERED NOT TO BE KYOSHI WARRIORS MUCH SOONER*
ZUTARA CAVE MOMENT: *HAPPENS*
ZUKO: *HEEL FACE TURNS AT THE RIGHT MOMENT LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE*
AANG'S WOUNDING: *DOES NOT HAPPEN*
EXCESSIVE FILLER: *DOES NOT HAPPEN*
THE GURU
-
Azula: It's terrible when you can't trust the people who are closest to you. IN BED.
TY LEE: LIKE ME! *WAVES*
NOTHING: *REALLY CHANGES*
THE CROSSROADS OF DESTINY
-
Azula: Zuko, when you return home, father will honor you as a war hero. IN BED.
ZUKO: ...EVEN DAD'S NOT THAT SICK.
THE BEACH
-
Azula: Let's try it. IN BED.
TY LEE: YES, LET US "BRAID EACH OTHER'S HAIR AND TELL STORIES". IN BED.
NIGHTMARES AND DAYDREAMS
-
Azula: Hello, Zu-zu. If you've come for a royal hair combing, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. IN BED. WITH MAI.
CENSORS: *CONSIDER WHAT IT'S ALREADY HEAVILY IMPLIED ZUKO DID WITH MAI IN THIS EPISODE* *KEEP THE LINE IN*
THE DAY OF BLACK SUN, PART 2: THE ECLIPSE
-
Aang: Where is he? Where is the Fire Lord?
Azula: Hm, you mean I'm not good enough for you? IN BED?
TY LEE: IT IS HE WHO IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH IN BED FOR YOU! HIYAH!
AANG: *DIES*
TOPH: OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED AANG!
SOKKA: YOU BASTARD!
AZULA: WHATEVER. *SHOOTS LIGHTNING*
TOPH: SOKKA, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED-
SOKKA: *DIES*
TOPH: DAMNIT.
EVIL: *EVENTUALLY WINS*
TYZULA: *CELEBRATES*
AZULA: ...IN BED.
THE BOILING ROCK, PART 2
-
Warden: (turns his head to the door) Who told you to interrupt me! (his eyes widen and camera cuts to an area in the room facing the door. Azula is standing at the doorway. The guards bow down in respect)
Azula: I did. (Ty Lee can be seen behind her)
Warden: (Cut to Azula with her arms akimbo, amused) Princess Azula. Uh, it is an honor (Azula and Ty Lee walk into the room) to welcome you to the Fire Nation's most exemplary prison. I didn't realize (stands up) you were coming.
Azula: IN BED!
TYZULA: *HIGH FIVE*
-
Bully Guard: It wasn't me. (Cut to an area behind the guard’s head)
Warden: Quiet you. (points to the guard)
Azula: You're wasting your time. (turns and walks to the door) That's not one of them.
Warden: (stunned) How do you know?
Azula: (Cut to Azula) Because I'm a people person. IN BED.
TY LEE: SHE IS.