HALLO. I R A LURKER. I LOVE THIS PLACE A LOT, BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOL.
I THOUGHT MEBBE I SHOULD STOP BEING A LOSER AND POST SOMETHING, SO, YOU KNOW... YOU DON'T THINK I'M SOME SORT OF FREAK JUST RANDOMLY LEAVING A COMMENT SOMETIMES. I AM A FREAK, BUT STILL.
I HAVE NO PEEKTURES TO POST, BUT I HAVE A DRABBLE THAT I WROTE THAT'S UTTERLY HORRIBLE. I KNOW IT'S BAD, BUT I WAS TOLD I WOULD RECEIVE MANY SHAKINGS IF I DID NOT POST THIS. D:
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT TAKES PLACE AT THAT BIG PARTY AFTER ENIES LOBBY.
SANJI WAS LIGHTING HIS CIGARETTE WHEN A FINELY AIMED ROPE LASSOED IT'S WAY AROUND HIS WRIST AND DRAGGED HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE PARTY. HE SOON FOUND HIMSELF FACE TO FACE WITH ANOTHER BLOND, THIS ONE WITH MUCH MORE SCRUFFY STUBBLE AND A MUCH BIGGER CANCER STICK. BLOND EYEBROWS WIGGLED AS THE FOREMAN PUFFED AT LIGHTING HIS CIGAR, AND SANJI FELT SLIGHTLY DISGUSTED.
"THANKS FOR THE LIGHT, SUIT GUY," SAID PAULIE IN A LOW TONE AS HE FREED THE ROPE FROM THE COOK'S WRIST.
SANJI GLARED AND WALKED AWAY, FOR ONCE NOT WANTING TO START A FIGHT WITH AN ALLY. HE RUBBED AT HIS WRIST AND CURSED THE STUPID FOREMAN.
"DAMN SHITTY S&M FREAK..."
"OH?" ASKED LULU AS SANJI CAME BY MUTTERING.
"THAT CRAP BASTARD WITH THE ROPES TRIED TO PUT SOME MOVES ON ME," SANJI GLARED, THROWING HIS THUMB BACK IN A GESTURE OVER HIS SHOULDER TO POINT AT THE OTHER BLOND.
"MMMMM, IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S GOT HIS SIGHTS ON YOU," LULU SMILED KNOWINGLY. "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THAT ONE, THOUGH."
"YEAH!" ADDED TILESTON. "YOU WON'T KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF ROPE ACTION UNTIL HE GETS YOU IN BED!"
LULU NODDED, AND A HAIRY SPIKE OF SPIKY HAIR POPPED OUT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD. "GETS ME EXCITED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT."
SANJI DECIDED HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.
THAT WAS REALLY BAD. Y/Y?