MOOTHER! THE MOVIE
THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY COMMENT THREAD OF ANOTHER POST. BUT WHO EVEN REMEMBERS YESTERDAY?
SO THIS IS ABOUT OOTHER FEELING A CERTAIN LACK OF INSPIRATION AND CREATIVITY IN HIS LIFE. I MEAN, LET'S BE HONEST, HOW MUCH CREATIVITY CAN A RUTHLESS MEDIEVAL KING SLIP INTO HIS LIFE?? IN HOW MANY UNUSUAL WAYS CAN I KILL SORCERERS? HOW CAN I TELL MY SON THAT I DON'T HATE HIM WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING IT? WHAT CROSS STITCH PATTERN DO I USE NEXT ON MY FAVORITE PILLOW? THAT'S NOT MUCH NOW, IS IT?
SO OOTHER PUT HIS GREAT TALENT AT DECEIVING HIS SOFTER SIDE TO USE AND PURSUED AN ACTOR'S CAREER AS HIS CREATIVE PASTIME.
HE THEN WAS CAST AS A COW.
THE PRODUCERS THOUGHT IT VERY CONVENIENT SINCE HIS NAME SOUNDS VERY LIKE THE SOUND COWS MAKE. LUCKILY, THIS WAS THE ONLY MAJOR ROLE IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT A COW TRYING TO FIND HER TRUE, UNIQUE SELF AMONG COWS JUST LIKE HERSELF. THE OPENING NUMBERS BROKE ALL OF CAMELOT'S CINEMATOGRAPHIC RECORDS EVER. IT WAS ALSO A HUGE STEP TOWARDS EQUALITY OF ALL GENDER IDENTITIES AND CROSS DRESSING.
HERE ARE THE PROMO PICTURES OF MOOTHER! THE MOVIE:
THIS ONE IN 1024x768
SPOILER-WARNING
FINALLY, OOTHER REALIZES THAT THE ONLY WAY TO BE UNIQUE IS TO KILL ALL THE OTHER COWS. THIS THE IMAGE WITH WHICH THE MOVIE ENDS.
HAVE YOU CULTURALLY EDUCATED PPL AND SOCIAL CRITICS SEEN THE MOVIE? DO YOU THINK OOTHER DID THE RIGHT THING BY ACCEPTING THE ROLE? DO YOU LOVE HIM NOW EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE?
BASE IMAGE NOT MINE
EDITED FOR HTML FUCKERY
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SO THIS IS ABOUT OOTHER FEELING A CERTAIN LACK OF INSPIRATION AND CREATIVITY IN HIS LIFE. I MEAN, LET'S BE HONEST, HOW MUCH CREATIVITY CAN A RUTHLESS MEDIEVAL KING SLIP INTO HIS LIFE?? IN HOW MANY UNUSUAL WAYS CAN I KILL SORCERERS? HOW CAN I TELL MY SON THAT I DON'T HATE HIM WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING IT? WHAT CROSS STITCH PATTERN DO I USE NEXT ON MY FAVORITE PILLOW? THAT'S NOT MUCH NOW, IS IT?
SO OOTHER PUT HIS GREAT TALENT AT DECEIVING HIS SOFTER SIDE TO USE AND PURSUED AN ACTOR'S CAREER AS HIS CREATIVE PASTIME.
HE THEN WAS CAST AS A COW.
THE PRODUCERS THOUGHT IT VERY CONVENIENT SINCE HIS NAME SOUNDS VERY LIKE THE SOUND COWS MAKE. LUCKILY, THIS WAS THE ONLY MAJOR ROLE IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT A COW TRYING TO FIND HER TRUE, UNIQUE SELF AMONG COWS JUST LIKE HERSELF. THE OPENING NUMBERS BROKE ALL OF CAMELOT'S CINEMATOGRAPHIC RECORDS EVER. IT WAS ALSO A HUGE STEP TOWARDS EQUALITY OF ALL GENDER IDENTITIES AND CROSS DRESSING.
HERE ARE THE PROMO PICTURES OF MOOTHER! THE MOVIE:
THIS ONE IN 1024x768
SPOILER-WARNING
FINALLY, OOTHER REALIZES THAT THE ONLY WAY TO BE UNIQUE IS TO KILL ALL THE OTHER COWS. THIS THE IMAGE WITH WHICH THE MOVIE ENDS.
HAVE YOU CULTURALLY EDUCATED PPL AND SOCIAL CRITICS SEEN THE MOVIE? DO YOU THINK OOTHER DID THE RIGHT THING BY ACCEPTING THE ROLE? DO YOU LOVE HIM NOW EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE?
BASE IMAGE NOT MINE
EDITED FOR HTML FUCKERY
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