MERLIN AND ARTHUR, A POEM FOR THE AGES

[nixwilliams]

HI KIDS, HERE IS A POEM I FOUND IN THE LETTERS SECTION OF ONE OF THE LOCAL QUEER MAGAZINES. IT IS NOT MINE, AND FOR THAT I AM SAD, BECAUSE IT IS CLEARLY A WORK OF GENIUS. IT WAS NOT ORIGINALLY IN CAPSLOCK, THOUGH, SO HERE IS THE IMPROVED AND BETTERER VERSION:

WITH MERLIN AND ARTHUR
THE SPUNKS OF THEIR DAY
THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE
ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE GAY

BUT ARTHUR AND THE KNIGHTS OF THE GENTRY
TURNED THEIR BOREDOM
INTO FOREPLAY AND REAR ENTRY

SO WHEN MERLIN LAY STARKERS
ON THE ROUND TABLE
HE FOUND 12 GOOD-LOOKING KNIGHTS
WILLING AND ABLE

YOU LOVELY MAGIC PERSON
THEY ALL SAID
WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES
WHO'S GOING FIRST
TO GET BETWEEN HIS THIGHS

'OUCH, IT HURT!'
MERLIN SCREAMED FROM THE ROUND TABLE
AFTER THE KNIGHTS HAD FINISHED
THEY GOT A STUD HORSE
OUT OF THE STABLE

THE HORSE WENT DOWN
ON ALL FOURS
IT WAS AN OLD HAG
MERLIN CRIED OUT,
"I DON'T NEED THIS SHAG!"

ARTHUR SAID TO MERLIN
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
"I'VE HAD SEX WITH 12 KNIGHTS
ON THE ROUND TABLE
AND NOW ARTHUR,
I'M YOUR QUEEN!"

BY MICHEAL W, FROM ELWOOD.

DEAR MICHEAL, ARE YOU IN THIS LJ COMM? YOU SHOULD BE!