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roflolmaomg in capslock_merlin

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Feb 26, 2009 01:43

BORED, TAKING PORN REQUESTS.

:D YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

say hello like you have some manners, pornography is your friend, i hallucinate sometimes

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je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 06:51:57 UTC

Fuck yes!

Arthur begging to be fucked? :D

roflolmaomg February 26 2009, 06:54:37 UTC

LOSERCASE
LOSERCASE
LOSERCASE
LOSERCASE

BUT SURE, HOLD ON.

je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:01:42 UTC

NOOO FUCK

OKAY

SO

WHAT DO I DO NOW? D: TURN AWAY AND NOT RETURN UNTIL I HAVE COMPLETED THREE MYSTICAL TASKS?

NO PEENDANCE nixwilliams February 26 2009, 07:13:15 UTC

BUT YOU CAN WRITE PR0N IF YOU WANT!

Re: NO PEENDANCE je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:15:14 UTC

I WILL DO THIS, TO MAKE AMENDS. ROFLOLMAOMG I BELIEVE IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE A REQUEST FROM ME SINCE I HAVE TARNISHED YOUR POST THUSLY.

Re: NO PEENDANCE je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:15:38 UTC

ALSO I PROMISE THE PORN WILL BE MORE COHERENT THAN THAT SENTENCE THERE.

Re: NO PEENDANCE roflolmaomg February 26 2009, 07:29:14 UTC

I REALLY ENJOY ANYTHING INVOLVING MERLIN/COLIN BEING HARLOT-Y, WHETHER IT BE FILTHY BLOWJOBS OR INSATIABLE BEHAVIOR. I ALSO REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPEN TO LOVE PREDATORY ARTHUR, SO. WHATEVER WORKS.

Re: NO PEENDANCE je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:31:01 UTC

HARLOTS AND PREDATORS.

I SHALL DO MY BEST!

Re: NO PEENDANCE roflolmaomg February 26 2009, 07:33:39 UTC

OH GOD, IT'S LIKE I'VE ASKED FOR CHILD MOLESTATION.

Re: NO PEENDANCE je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:37:14 UTC

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING AT ALL BUT NOW IT'S DEFINITELY IN MY MIND. ARTHUR THE SEXUAL PREDATOR OFFERS MERLIN CANDY IF HE'LL COME TO HIS ROOMS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE IS ASLEEP, THEN OFFERS HIM "JESUS JUICE" AND SAYS WOULDN'T HE BE MORE COMFORTABLE IF HE WAS OUT OF THOSE HOT, SCRATCHY CLOTHES AND-

UUUH OKAY, I'M GOING BACK TO WRITING THAT FIC NOW. (NOT THE SEXUAL PREDATOR ONE, THE NOT-QUITE-SO-CREEPY ONE.)

Re: NO PEENDANCE je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 09:16:18 UTC

I PROMISE I AM WRITING IT, BUT IT'S... IT'S GETTING KIND OF LONG, AND IT MIGHT NOT BE DONE BEFORE I HAVE TO HEAD OFF TO CLASS. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU WAIT BUT UNFORTUNATELY MY PROFESSORS DO NOT ACCEPT "I HAD TO WRITE SOME PORN" AS A VALID EXCUSE FOR ABSENCE. :[ I WILL FINISH IT AS QUICKLY AS I CAN THOUGH.

Re: NO PEENDANCE roflolmaomg February 27 2009, 04:21:40 UTC

IT IS QUITE ALL RIGHT, SWEETS, I'M A VERY PATIENT PERSON. I'M SURE IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. <3

PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU MEAN BY "BEGGING" roflolmaomg February 26 2009, 07:25:49 UTC

"OH COME ON, MERLIN, IT CAN'T POSSIBLY GO ANY WORSE THAN IT DID THE LAST TIME," ARTHUR ATTEMPTS TO PERSUADE. SO FAR, IT'S NOT WORKING OUT SO GREAT. MERLIN HAS YET TO BE NAKED, AND ARTHUR REALLY DOESN'T HAVE ALL DAY ( ... )

Re: PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU MEAN BY "BEGGING" je_suis_loser February 26 2009, 07:30:17 UTC

IT IS DEFINITELY WHAT I MEAN. I MEAN, IT MIGHT NOT'VE BEEN EXACTLY BEFORE, BUT IT IS NOW, BECAUSE IT'S BETTER.

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