KATIE AND ANGEL ARE TOTALLY THE BOY'S LESBIAN MUMS
THIS (VERY GOOD KATIE/ANGEL THAT YOU SHOULD ALL READ) FIC WAS POSTED TODAY AND AT ONE POINT IN THE SECOND PART, ANGEL MENTIONS HOW KATIE AND HER ARE COLIN'S "LESBIAN MUMMIES," IN THE COMMENTS, SOMEONE (ETA: THE WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL SAID THEY WANTED TO LIVE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE THIS WAS ACTUALLY TRUE, AND I AM A CRAZY PERSON WITH RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS F WORK DUE TOMORROW, SO OF COURSE I HAD TO WRITE IT. I FEEL LIKE CAPSLOCK IS THE BEST FORMAT FOR THIS FIC, BECAUSE IT IS RIDICULOUS AND INSANE AND MAKES MERLIN (THE SHOW) LOOK LIKE A SANE, RATIONAL, LOGICAL SHOW. (BTW IT IS NOT ACTUALLY THAT LONG.)
TITLE: THE ONE WHERE KATIE AND ANGEL ARE COLIN AND BRADLEY'S LESBIAN MUMS
AUTHOR: sequinedfairy
RATING: PG-13
WARNING: SEMI-INCEST, RIDICULOUSNESS, RPF, INSANITY, BUTTSECKS
PAIRING: COLIN/BRADLEY, KATIE/ANGEL
PS MODS - THERE IS NOT A KATIE MCGRATH TAG. THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. PRETTY PLEASE?
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE FOUR VERY PRETTY PEOPLE. ANGEL WAS BRADLEY'S ADOPTED MUM AND KATIE WAS COLIN'S. KATIE AND ANGEL MET AND FELL IN LOVE AND GOT MARRIED AND THEY ALL MOVED IN TOGETHER. (ANGEL WOULD ALWAYS SECRETLY KNOW THAT IT WAS 25% KATIE'S EPIC SCARINESS, 25% KATIE'S DEATH LOOKS, AND 50% KATIE'S CLEAVAGE. SHE NEVER TOLD THAT TO KATIE, THOUGH.) ANGEL LOVED COLIN A LOT, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED COLIN. ALSO SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ADORABLE HOW IN LOVE HE WAS WITH BRADLEY AND HOW OBLIVIOUS HE WAS TO BRADLEYS CRUSH. SHE AND KATIE HAD BETS GOING ON ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO SNAP FIRST AND HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE.
AS FOR KATIE AND BRADLEY, THEY HAD WHAT ANGEL CALLED A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP. ANGEL KNEW THAT DEEP DEEP DOWN KATIE LOVED BRADLEY AND THAT ALL OF THE PAMPHLETS LITTERING THE HOUSE ABOUT BOARDING SCHOOLS WERE JUST A JOKE.
BRADLEY JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO LOVE HIM. HE DIDNT QUITE UNDERSTAND WHY KATIE DIDNT LIKE HIM BUT HE HAD A STRONG SUSPISION IT RELATED TO THE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO SHOW COLIN HIS AWESOME JUMPING-ON-A-COUCH ABILITIES AND ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED A WALL AND HIT KATIE'S PRICELESS WORK OF ART. HE STILL DIDNT REALLY GET WHY IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL. HE'D SAID HE WAS SORRY, AND BESIDES IT WAS JUST LOTS OF RANDOM SPLASHES OF PAINT. KATIE HAS SHOUTED SOMETHING ABOUT A PULLOCK OR SOMETHING, AND HE HADNT REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHY THAT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
COLIN AND BRADLEY SPENT MOST OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER, IN ONE OR THE OTHER'S BEDROOMS, PRANKING AND DRINKING AND BEING VERY OBVIOUS. BRADLEY WAS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AND FLIRTY AND WISHED COLIN WOULD KISS HIM, WHILE COLIN BLUSHED AND WAS QUIETER AND TOLD DIRTY JOKES AND WISHED BRADLEY WOULD KISS HIM. AFTER THREE MONTHS OF THAT, KATIE AND ANGEL WERE SURE THEY MUST HAVE SHAGGED ALREADY, BUT WHEN ANGEL BROUGHT IT UP WITH COLIN ONE NIGHT, COLIN WENT A SHADE OF RED USUALLY ONLY FOUND ON OVERRIPE STRAWBERRIES, AND SAID SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE "AKDJLFADFJ" BUT ANGEL CORRECTLY INTERPRETED AS "DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS TO FLIRT MADLY WITH HM AND DO EVERYTHING SHORT OF TYNG HIM DOWN AND GIVING HIM A LAPDANCE, NO." ANGEL HAD FORBIDDEN KATIE UNDER PAIN OF CELIBACY TO ASK BRADLEY ABOUT IT. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR HOSPITAL BILLS OR THERAPY.
AFTER ELEVEN MONTHS OF WATCHING THEM FLIRT INSANELY BUT NOT TAKE IT ANY FARTHR, KATIE AND ANGEL GAVE UP. THEY WER SO DEPRESSED THAT NIGHT DURING SEX, THEY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT KATIE'S FAVORITE HANDCUFFS WERE MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING.
ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, THAT NIGHT, BRADLEY'S JAR OF LUBE WENT FROM THREE QUARTERS FULL TO VERY EMPTY.
I WOULD CONTINUE, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEAS FOR A PLOT OR WHATEVER.
ETA: MANY PEOPLE ARE QUITE DEISTRESSED AT THE LACK OF BRADLEY BEING RAISED BY PONIES. BECAUSE I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THAT, I LIKE TO THINK THAT ONE DAY, BRADLEY GOT DISTRACTED BY A SHINY WRAPPER FOR SEVERAL DAYS, AND WHEN HE LOOKED UP, HE HAD LOST HIS PARENTS. THAT'S WHEN ANGEL FOUND HIM AND ADOPTED HIM. IS THAT ACCEPTABLE?
TITLE: THE ONE WHERE KATIE AND ANGEL ARE COLIN AND BRADLEY'S LESBIAN MUMS
AUTHOR: sequinedfairy
RATING: PG-13
WARNING: SEMI-INCEST, RIDICULOUSNESS, RPF, INSANITY, BUTTSECKS
PAIRING: COLIN/BRADLEY, KATIE/ANGEL
PS MODS - THERE IS NOT A KATIE MCGRATH TAG. THIS MAKES ME SO SAD. PRETTY PLEASE?
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE FOUR VERY PRETTY PEOPLE. ANGEL WAS BRADLEY'S ADOPTED MUM AND KATIE WAS COLIN'S. KATIE AND ANGEL MET AND FELL IN LOVE AND GOT MARRIED AND THEY ALL MOVED IN TOGETHER. (ANGEL WOULD ALWAYS SECRETLY KNOW THAT IT WAS 25% KATIE'S EPIC SCARINESS, 25% KATIE'S DEATH LOOKS, AND 50% KATIE'S CLEAVAGE. SHE NEVER TOLD THAT TO KATIE, THOUGH.) ANGEL LOVED COLIN A LOT, BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVED COLIN. ALSO SHE THOUGHT IT WAS ADORABLE HOW IN LOVE HE WAS WITH BRADLEY AND HOW OBLIVIOUS HE WAS TO BRADLEYS CRUSH. SHE AND KATIE HAD BETS GOING ON ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO SNAP FIRST AND HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE.
AS FOR KATIE AND BRADLEY, THEY HAD WHAT ANGEL CALLED A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP. ANGEL KNEW THAT DEEP DEEP DOWN KATIE LOVED BRADLEY AND THAT ALL OF THE PAMPHLETS LITTERING THE HOUSE ABOUT BOARDING SCHOOLS WERE JUST A JOKE.
BRADLEY JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO LOVE HIM. HE DIDNT QUITE UNDERSTAND WHY KATIE DIDNT LIKE HIM BUT HE HAD A STRONG SUSPISION IT RELATED TO THE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO SHOW COLIN HIS AWESOME JUMPING-ON-A-COUCH ABILITIES AND ACCIDENTALLY SMACKED A WALL AND HIT KATIE'S PRICELESS WORK OF ART. HE STILL DIDNT REALLY GET WHY IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL. HE'D SAID HE WAS SORRY, AND BESIDES IT WAS JUST LOTS OF RANDOM SPLASHES OF PAINT. KATIE HAS SHOUTED SOMETHING ABOUT A PULLOCK OR SOMETHING, AND HE HADNT REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHY THAT WOULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
COLIN AND BRADLEY SPENT MOST OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER, IN ONE OR THE OTHER'S BEDROOMS, PRANKING AND DRINKING AND BEING VERY OBVIOUS. BRADLEY WAS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS AND FLIRTY AND WISHED COLIN WOULD KISS HIM, WHILE COLIN BLUSHED AND WAS QUIETER AND TOLD DIRTY JOKES AND WISHED BRADLEY WOULD KISS HIM. AFTER THREE MONTHS OF THAT, KATIE AND ANGEL WERE SURE THEY MUST HAVE SHAGGED ALREADY, BUT WHEN ANGEL BROUGHT IT UP WITH COLIN ONE NIGHT, COLIN WENT A SHADE OF RED USUALLY ONLY FOUND ON OVERRIPE STRAWBERRIES, AND SAID SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE "AKDJLFADFJ" BUT ANGEL CORRECTLY INTERPRETED AS "DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS TO FLIRT MADLY WITH HM AND DO EVERYTHING SHORT OF TYNG HIM DOWN AND GIVING HIM A LAPDANCE, NO." ANGEL HAD FORBIDDEN KATIE UNDER PAIN OF CELIBACY TO ASK BRADLEY ABOUT IT. SHE DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR HOSPITAL BILLS OR THERAPY.
AFTER ELEVEN MONTHS OF WATCHING THEM FLIRT INSANELY BUT NOT TAKE IT ANY FARTHR, KATIE AND ANGEL GAVE UP. THEY WER SO DEPRESSED THAT NIGHT DURING SEX, THEY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT KATIE'S FAVORITE HANDCUFFS WERE MYSTERIOUSLY MISSING.
ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, THAT NIGHT, BRADLEY'S JAR OF LUBE WENT FROM THREE QUARTERS FULL TO VERY EMPTY.
I WOULD CONTINUE, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEAS FOR A PLOT OR WHATEVER.
ETA: MANY PEOPLE ARE QUITE DEISTRESSED AT THE LACK OF BRADLEY BEING RAISED BY PONIES. BECAUSE I AM A FIRM BELIEVER IN THAT, I LIKE TO THINK THAT ONE DAY, BRADLEY GOT DISTRACTED BY A SHINY WRAPPER FOR SEVERAL DAYS, AND WHEN HE LOOKED UP, HE HAD LOST HIS PARENTS. THAT'S WHEN ANGEL FOUND HIM AND ADOPTED HIM. IS THAT ACCEPTABLE?