OKAY SO
I AM BORED AND NEED TO PROCRASTINATE SO:
LET US PLAY MARRY/SHAG/CLIFF, Y/N?
SOME IDEAS:
THE NUBILE YOUNG MEN: ARTHUR/MERLIN/LANCELOT
THE WIMMINS: MORGANA/GWEN/NIMUEH
THE PARENTALS: UTHER/HUNITH/TOM
THE OLD PEOPLE: GAIUS/GEOFFREY THE LIBRARIAN/ANHORA
MARRY: MERLIN. BECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE AND LOYAL AND SMART AND COULD DO THE HOUSEWORK--AND ME--WITH HIS MAGICAL POWERS.
SHAG: ARTHUR. UNF. PROBABLY TOO MUCH OF AN ASS TO PUT UP WITH LONG-TERM THOUGH, AND HE WOULD EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THE DOMESTIC THINGS, WHICH COULD ONLY LEAD TO DISASTER, AND ALSO HE WOULD NOT DO THE MONOGAMY THING WELL. HOR.
CLIFF: SORRY, LANCE. YOU'RE HOT AND ALL, BUT THE COMPETITION IS, WELL, RATHER STIFF. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
...HMM. MAYBE I COULD MARRY LANCELOT, WATCH MERLIN AND ARTHUR SHAG, AND THEN CLIFF MYSELF? AT LEAST I'D DIE HAPPY.
MARRY: GWEN. I LOVE HER TO DEATH. SHE MAKES ME MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO EVERY SCENE SHE IS IN. <3 <3 <3 WITH OUR AWKWARDS COMBINED WE WOULD BE MORE AWKWARD THAN AN AWKWARD THING.
SHAG: NIMUEH. RIDICULOUSLY HOT MAGICALLY ENHANCED SEX FTW, IF I COULD MANAGE TO GET HER NOT TO KILL ME OR SIC STRANGE BEASTIES ON ME AFTERWARDS.
CLIFF: MORGANA. :( SORRY MORGANA FANS. SHE IS GROWING ON ME, I ADMIT, BUT I'M NOT THAT INTO THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY LOOK. PLUS SHE WOULD NOT BE TOO GREAT TO SHARE A BED WITH. PROPHETIC NIGHTMARES AND ALL.
MARRY: HUNITH. SHE SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL PERSON AND IS ALSO A MILF. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE.
SHAG: UTHER, ANY TIME. WOULDN'T MARRY HIM, THOUGH, BECAUSE HE IS AN ASS, AND PEOPLE CLOSE TO HIM SEEM TO DIE AT AN ALARMING RATE. AND HE IS CLEARLY NOT OVER YGRAINE, ANYWAY.
CLIFF: TOM. WE JUST DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF HIM BEFORE HE WENT ALL DEAD.
MARRY: GEOFFREY THE LIBRARIAN. MOSTLY BECAUSE I WANT ACCESS TO HIS LIBRARY. WE CAN GEEK OVER BOOKS TOGETHER.
SHAG: GAIUS...OKAY, HE'S PROBABLY BETTER IN BED THAN ANHORA. AND I WOULDN'T MARRY HIM, HE SNORES. ALSO HE WOULD PROBABLY CHEAT ON ME WITH NUBILE YOUNG MEN, THE PERV.
CLIFF: ANHORA. I'M SORRY, BUT I DOUBT THE "KEEPER OF THE UNICORNS" HAS ANY SKILLS IN BED WHATSOEVER.
GO! AND FEEL FREE TO ADD NEW SETS. (WRAITH/UNICORN/GAY YENTA DRAGON...?) OR IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME THEN, UH, FUCK I DUNNO, JUST POST PICTURES OF BRADLEY'S ASS WITH SPARKLES ON OR SOMETHING.
LET US PLAY MARRY/SHAG/CLIFF, Y/N?
SOME IDEAS:
THE NUBILE YOUNG MEN: ARTHUR/MERLIN/LANCELOT
THE WIMMINS: MORGANA/GWEN/NIMUEH
THE PARENTALS: UTHER/HUNITH/TOM
THE OLD PEOPLE: GAIUS/GEOFFREY THE LIBRARIAN/ANHORA
MARRY: MERLIN. BECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE AND LOYAL AND SMART AND COULD DO THE HOUSEWORK--AND ME--WITH HIS MAGICAL POWERS.
SHAG: ARTHUR. UNF. PROBABLY TOO MUCH OF AN ASS TO PUT UP WITH LONG-TERM THOUGH, AND HE WOULD EXPECT ME TO DO ALL THE DOMESTIC THINGS, WHICH COULD ONLY LEAD TO DISASTER, AND ALSO HE WOULD NOT DO THE MONOGAMY THING WELL. HOR.
CLIFF: SORRY, LANCE. YOU'RE HOT AND ALL, BUT THE COMPETITION IS, WELL, RATHER STIFF. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
...HMM. MAYBE I COULD MARRY LANCELOT, WATCH MERLIN AND ARTHUR SHAG, AND THEN CLIFF MYSELF? AT LEAST I'D DIE HAPPY.
MARRY: GWEN. I LOVE HER TO DEATH. SHE MAKES ME MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO EVERY SCENE SHE IS IN. <3 <3 <3 WITH OUR AWKWARDS COMBINED WE WOULD BE MORE AWKWARD THAN AN AWKWARD THING.
SHAG: NIMUEH. RIDICULOUSLY HOT MAGICALLY ENHANCED SEX FTW, IF I COULD MANAGE TO GET HER NOT TO KILL ME OR SIC STRANGE BEASTIES ON ME AFTERWARDS.
CLIFF: MORGANA. :( SORRY MORGANA FANS. SHE IS GROWING ON ME, I ADMIT, BUT I'M NOT THAT INTO THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY LOOK. PLUS SHE WOULD NOT BE TOO GREAT TO SHARE A BED WITH. PROPHETIC NIGHTMARES AND ALL.
MARRY: HUNITH. SHE SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL PERSON AND IS ALSO A MILF. WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE.
SHAG: UTHER, ANY TIME. WOULDN'T MARRY HIM, THOUGH, BECAUSE HE IS AN ASS, AND PEOPLE CLOSE TO HIM SEEM TO DIE AT AN ALARMING RATE. AND HE IS CLEARLY NOT OVER YGRAINE, ANYWAY.
CLIFF: TOM. WE JUST DIDN'T SEE ENOUGH OF HIM BEFORE HE WENT ALL DEAD.
MARRY: GEOFFREY THE LIBRARIAN. MOSTLY BECAUSE I WANT ACCESS TO HIS LIBRARY. WE CAN GEEK OVER BOOKS TOGETHER.
SHAG: GAIUS...OKAY, HE'S PROBABLY BETTER IN BED THAN ANHORA. AND I WOULDN'T MARRY HIM, HE SNORES. ALSO HE WOULD PROBABLY CHEAT ON ME WITH NUBILE YOUNG MEN, THE PERV.
CLIFF: ANHORA. I'M SORRY, BUT I DOUBT THE "KEEPER OF THE UNICORNS" HAS ANY SKILLS IN BED WHATSOEVER.
GO! AND FEEL FREE TO ADD NEW SETS. (WRAITH/UNICORN/GAY YENTA DRAGON...?) OR IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS GAME THEN, UH, FUCK I DUNNO, JUST POST PICTURES OF BRADLEY'S ASS WITH SPARKLES ON OR SOMETHING.